Asian Rice Cooker Effect

When your name is Joshua and you have bad memory and go crazy when someone steals your stuff

"That guy has the Asian Rice Cooker Effect"

by no19212129 March 28, 2023

asianicus parenticus

common domesticated, asian parental creatures commonly found in the asian subcontinent who tend to speak seven decibels higher than normal when yelling (at you) because something happened to your grades).

"Let's go to your house instead because mine has a bad case of asianic parenticus."

"I feel bad for the kid next door, they have asianicus parenticuses"

by fing ringer March 10, 2023

asiarican

An Asian who acts/dresses/behaves like someone who is Puerto-Rican.

OMG he's such an asiarican! Look at how he dresses!

by Anon.ymous. May 30, 2008

asianized

To take something interesting or average and make it 15.7 times smarter. Also to take somethign cool and make it nerdy

Damn Ying- Wa totally asianized that soccer game

by Matt Evening April 5, 2007

asiancceptable

can accepted by asians

You got an 85 on the math test? That is not asiancceptable. No rice today.

by glitterchickennuggets May 18, 2020

Asian Rice Cakes

A person gives you a blowjob. When you ehaculate the person must have the semen stashed in thier cheeks. Swiftly karate chop both cheeks while screaming hy-ya. The reciever of the leathel karate chops will then spew semen over your testies, hence they look like asian rice cakes.

Pepe was getting a blowjob from lamour cok, when he ejaculated into her mouth. In a high pitched scream of hy-ya he karate chopped Lamoures cheeks, his man love then sputtered out of her mouth and onto his testicles. Lamour notices and says "I luh- uve those asian rice cakes."

by Yourprostate January 8, 2008

asiafrica

A combination of two continents: "Asia" and "Africa." Used by ignorant fools who failed 3rd grade geography.

Teacher, addressing her class: Now, can anybody tell me where Zimbabwe is?
Classmate: Ooh, I know this one!
Teacher: Alright, then. Tell us.
Classmate: The country of Zimbabwe is in Asiafrica!
Teacher, to herself: Sigh...why is murder illegal?

by Like, An Actual Linguist July 1, 2017