An untalented acting monkey, who to some people is actually funny. He has made millions of dollars pulling dumbass, tasteless jokes on celebrities, while simultaneously have either A) having massive ADHD attacks or B) having large seizures. Both performed on a stool.
Child: Mommy, what's wrong with that monkey on the TV?
Mother: He's Ashton Kutcher. And I don't know, Billy. I don't know.
Mother: He's Ashton Kutcher. And I don't know, Billy. I don't know.
by FightClubber December 29, 2008
Get the Ashton Kutcher mug.the most overrated actor right now. he tries so hard to be funny but it's embarrassing how but he is when he tries. it's highly doubtful he ever took acting school.
by RayH January 15, 2004
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A long-haired hippie who bangs Demi Moore.
Hosts a shitty pop-culture television show called "Punk'd," but infact should host a show called, "Pussy-whip'd," which shows pussy-whipped males get 0wned by non-pussy-whipped males.
Hosts a shitty pop-culture television show called "Punk'd," but infact should host a show called, "Pussy-whip'd," which shows pussy-whipped males get 0wned by non-pussy-whipped males.
Lisa: OMGZOZRZ!!111 PUNK'''D SI ON!111
Intelligent people: Just stfu. We don't want to hear it, bitch.
Intelligent people: Just stfu. We don't want to hear it, bitch.
by Canned Duck December 22, 2003
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Kutcher sounds like Kush
Instances of term used in main stream media:
"Light that Ashton Kutcher"
-Blunt Blowin - Lil Wayne
"Ashin' Kusher" by Kid Cudi
Kutcher sounds like Kush
Instances of term used in main stream media:
"Light that Ashton Kutcher"
-Blunt Blowin - Lil Wayne
"Ashin' Kusher" by Kid Cudi
Hurry up and light up that Ashton Kutcher, im tryin to get baked son.
Roll up that Ashton Kutcher bro.
Roll up that Ashton Kutcher bro.
by Pnizzle126 February 11, 2012
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Bill: Yeah, he's such an Ashton Kutcher
Bill: Yeah, he's such an Ashton Kutcher
by RockStar08 January 20, 2007
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by ew goo September 4, 2004
Get the Ashton Kutcher mug.A low-talent "actor/model" and ladies man that likes MILFs. From... That 70's Show, Punk'd, and crappy movies.
by deez-nillas September 30, 2003
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