by HeRsH009 June 18, 2007
Get the Aroonjuice mug.Small town in South East Kansas with a population of about 500 people or so. Tourists can look for Harpers Country Store (the only gas station for 10 miles), The Nut Hut (the only restaurant for 10 miles, specialty is mountain oysters), the post office, cemetary, and that is it. The most fun a kid can look for in Altoona, KS is getting drunk. But make sure you get your alcohol from another town, because otherwise you're stuck with Milwaukee's Best.
by Lil Jus December 28, 2009
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The best man you can be in a relationship with. Arton is person who is protective and lovely to his own people and girl. A loyal person who goes with you through good and bad times and never leaves you for your moody being. He cheers you up and is your biggest fan in everything you doing. If you get Arton in your life he will be abruptly your centre and be the only one you see. Sometimes he gets confused by your conversations about psychological stuff, literature and art, nevertheless he loves it because he loves you unconditionally. So Arton is someone who does everything for you and leaves everything behind to be with you. He is a diamond under the stones and the sun under the stars. Be nice to him. If not, probably he will be an uncomfortable enemy to you.
by iahd March 24, 2020
Get the Arton mug.This is the process by which a man's testicles go into hibernation, causing them to secrete oestrogen. When oestrogen levels peak a uterus develops.
by Ryu0515 July 7, 2022
Get the Arjoonification mug.Small city located in west-central Pennsylvania (about 100 miles due-east of Pittsburgh). Well-known for high unemployment, alcoholism, drug abuse, right-wing closed-minded mullet-heads, guys (and gals) who love huntin' and fishin', etc, etc.. It's a town that has more in common with rural West Virginia than the rest of PA.
Locals have one of the most annoying dialects on the planet (mixture of Pittsburghese and Baltimore-ese)
90% of the population is over age 50 (most young adults who grew up there MOVE AWAY ASAP)!!!
Locals have one of the most annoying dialects on the planet (mixture of Pittsburghese and Baltimore-ese)
90% of the population is over age 50 (most young adults who grew up there MOVE AWAY ASAP)!!!
See Pittsburghese, and add the following Altoona-English translations:
Hell-eau: Hello
Pheaune: Phone
Crik: Creek
gowon: going
Hell-eau: Hello
Pheaune: Phone
Crik: Creek
gowon: going
by aaronwa April 22, 2005
Get the Altoona mug.Also a city/town in Wisconsin, outside of Eau Claire. Basically, look at the other definition without the translaton need. (eg: drink, hunting, 50% over 50...)
It also seems that there are people in Eau Clarie whp've never heard of it.
It also seems that there are people in Eau Clarie whp've never heard of it.
by Ty N September 21, 2005
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