A vegetable. A horrific vegetable. A tasteless horrific vegetable. An ugly looking tasteless horrific vegetable. A disgrace to vegetables, ugly looking tasteless horrific vegetable. A greenish disgrace to vegetables, ugly looking tasteless horrific vegetable.
Historians say that this name was given to the vegetable in the far past. Back then, there was an unknown artist, who made really nice paintings. Everyone saw them, and recognized his work, but no one knew his name. One day, he was found dead, choked by a weird vegetable he tried to eat. Everyone mourned sadly for days, because Art had lost a great contributor... Thus, they decided that this plant is a choke to art and evidently, they came up with artichoke.
Warning: Parents have the weird tendency to force their kids to eat it. Kids, avoid it at all costs. They don't know what they are telling you!
Historians say that this name was given to the vegetable in the far past. Back then, there was an unknown artist, who made really nice paintings. Everyone saw them, and recognized his work, but no one knew his name. One day, he was found dead, choked by a weird vegetable he tried to eat. Everyone mourned sadly for days, because Art had lost a great contributor... Thus, they decided that this plant is a choke to art and evidently, they came up with artichoke.
Warning: Parents have the weird tendency to force their kids to eat it. Kids, avoid it at all costs. They don't know what they are telling you!
Here girl, eat it, it's good for your health! (Typical parental LIE)
- What the h#*( is this? It tastes HORRIBLE!!!
- It's an artichoke...
- Oh... figures...
(things that happen to the ignorants...)
He/she looks like an artichoke! (A mistake of nature)
You have the brains of an artichoke! (Expression which signifies the astonishing lack of cognitive skills, combined also with an accompanying behaviouralistic pattern that can be attributed to a farting monkey)
- What the h#*( is this? It tastes HORRIBLE!!!
- It's an artichoke...
- Oh... figures...
(things that happen to the ignorants...)
He/she looks like an artichoke! (A mistake of nature)
You have the brains of an artichoke! (Expression which signifies the astonishing lack of cognitive skills, combined also with an accompanying behaviouralistic pattern that can be attributed to a farting monkey)
by Ninimwro April 02, 2005
when a girl deep throats a dick so far she throws up, and the dude continues to wack off with her vomit.
by marissy April 27, 2008
a.) a vegetable from the thistle family that has its heart eaten and leaves chewed. water tastes especially good after eating one.
b.) a form of violence. someone artichokes you: i.e. gently gnaws on your leg while silently ripping out your underwear and wrapping it around your head and stuffing it in an auritory entrance.
b.) a form of violence. someone artichokes you: i.e. gently gnaws on your leg while silently ripping out your underwear and wrapping it around your head and stuffing it in an auritory entrance.
Chumble: Oww, my leg hurts, why are you biting it? (thinks: i feel like something is being pulled out of my pants...)
Spuzz: (thinks: hahaha, soo the artichoke will be complete) Bye Chumble, i better be going)
Chumble (5 min later): Oh MY GODDD!!! Im MY UNDERWEAR IS NO LONGER COVERING MY HINDYY!!! ITS STUFFED IN MY EARS!!!!.
Spuzz: (thinks: hahaha, soo the artichoke will be complete) Bye Chumble, i better be going)
Chumble (5 min later): Oh MY GODDD!!! Im MY UNDERWEAR IS NO LONGER COVERING MY HINDYY!!! ITS STUFFED IN MY EARS!!!!.
by soyz April 06, 2010
When you step out side in the middle of the winter and the air is so thin you can't breath, so you start choking in the "arctic".
Man,I Artichoked this morning!
by EDYboo08 December 13, 2005
A humorous character which is really funny. He has an artichoke head and hes gay and likes wet cum 🤓☝️
by PoshoRider May 23, 2023
"What are we having tonight?"
I made Jerusalem Artichoke Spaghetti
"What the fucks that?"
I dunno, but it set me back 84$ a pound
I made Jerusalem Artichoke Spaghetti
"What the fucks that?"
I dunno, but it set me back 84$ a pound
by musicgivesmepeac January 15, 2009
OMG your such a screaming artichoke!!
by lorlorb April 14, 2007