artichoke me daddy 

Okie-dokie arti-choke me daddy

Oh artichoke me daddy. harder! *dies*

artichoke me daddy by Smashpotatogirl December 25, 2016

artichoke 

The act in which someone uses their teeth on a penis, during a blowjob, in a scraping motion, similar to how one would eat an artichoke

"Dude, my penis is killing me. My girlfriend completely artichoked me last night."

artichoke by The Kosher Berger January 1, 2008

Okey Dokey Artichokey 

A derivation of goodbye. Usually used after, "See you later alligator!"

CAUTION: Do not use with great frequency, for fear of looking like a big idiot.

X: I'm going to get the hell outta here.
Y: Okey dokey artichokey!
X: WHAT?

Okey Dokey Artichokey by Suave, Rico December 2, 2004

Artichoke 

The want to strangle someone based solely on something they did or created, that angers you beyond belief. This is the top-o-the-line "I've had it" response

I artichoke the person that came up with cloth diapers.

I artichoke him for hitting on my girlfriend like that!

Artichoke by mrman0315 February 4, 2010

Artichoke 

A happy veggie. :)

"I'm an artichoke!" the carrot creid.

Artichoke by hi June 1, 2003

artichoking

To crave sharp corners caressing your intimate folds, while having your neck squeezed by your lovers hands.

Artichoking- I want to artichoke the fuck out of her!

artichoking by Wtfmoney November 23, 2014

artichoking

Masturbating while high.

Steve had three hours before he had to go to work so he started artichoking.

artichoking by Anywho42 April 24, 2016