double text thumb arthritis

When one's thumbs shake, quiver, and hurt at rest due to over-texting. Usually a result of unlimited texting plans. It becomes easier to text than to actually speak to someone. Inflammation grows within the joints of the thumb and may cause swelling. May occur when dating someone extremely younger than oneself, or possibly a cougar/manther on the prowl in silent mode. Even a simple thumb's up can cause severe pain.

Manther: Ever since I've been dating this freshman babe, my thumbs hurt. Is it cause I've been jerkin off too much?

Manther Friend: When's the last time you actually talked to her?

Manther: Dude, now that you mention it, like a month ago...she only texts me all day long.

Manther Friend: You have double text thumb arthritis yo!

by frankrizzoDE September 23, 2009

Arthritic Crab Grapple Hammer

A sexual act that involves the male adopting a naked 'Crab' like position by leaning backwards and standing on his legs and hands as the partner stimulates the penis using only the inside of their elbow.

Evee: Hey Hannah the inside of your elbow looks red raw did you have a reaction to something?

Hannah: Oh no, there friction burns i tried out the Arthritic Crab Grapple Hammer with Owen last night!

by Uberwang69 October 21, 2012

Arthritisexual

Attracted only to people that have arthritis.

Johnny spends his Friday nights at the pharmacy because he is an arthritisexual.

by Martin Luther king jr jr March 11, 2022

Rheumatard arthritis

A mental side effect branched from rheumatoid arthritis that causes mental blocks on top of rheumatoid symptoms. Those with Rheumatard arthritis can suffer from mental judgement impairments, sudden use of poor grammar, and "brain farts".

My mom forgot to take her medication yesterday and her Rheumatard arthritis acted up; she thought her hemorrhoid cream was her toothpaste.

by J9 Bug April 1, 2011

bad arthritis

Bad arthritis means big boobs. When one says bad arthritis they should have there hands in an boob grabbing motion, giving the appearance of having sore hands.

Damn did you see that girl back there? She had some bad arthritis!

by anonymous November 10, 2017

Vaginal arthritis

Arthritis of the vagina due to lack of bone

Man that chick hasn't had a bone in her for so long she must suffer from vaginal arthritis

by Staeni January 24, 2011

Arthritis

whatever your grandma has

Grannys got arthritis

by heeeelllo May 24, 2021