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Argumentertainment

(n) (AR-gyoo-MEN-turh-TAYNE-mint)

A source of entertainment, according to the lowest common denominator of human intelligence, derived from watching people argue and generally hate each other. This is most commonly found on situational reality television shows, reality game shows, staged abomination-abortions of popular culture, and mostly anything on Bravo, MTV, or the Style Network.

(Derived from Italian for "obnoxious attention-seeking whores")
Girlfriend: "Oh m'gyah did you see The Jersey Shore the other night? Fackin' Vinny and Paulie fought each other, but neither of them actually threw a punch! What a bunch of pussies, right? It's such a train wreck!"

You: "Woman, get out of my fucking apartment and don't come back until you get it through your head that this awful, goddamn argumentertainment is systematically making you EVEN DUMBER, were that even POSSIBLE, than you were before."
by The_Mailman September 9, 2011
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Assume

assume = to make an 'ass' out of 'u' and 'me'.
by nina October 21, 2003
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ASSUME (ass u me)

Assume and you think you know what somebody wants or needs, you’ll be wrong
When you ASSUME (ass u me) you make a ‘ass’ out of ‘u’ and ‘me’
by Ramin99 September 22, 2018
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Zeller Argument

The act of arguing over something false. Where under normal circumstances the Person defending the "wrong" opinion would disagree with said opinion.
Zeller: "It is completely normal to want money for story progression in an single-player Game!"
Xaver: "Stfu, I don't want to have an Zeller Argument"
by mePixel May 30, 2020
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YouTube argument

When two or more people get in an argument via the comment section on YouTube.

YouTube arguments are often found in videos about controversial subjects.
exaggeration of a YouTube argument:

guy #1: f*** war
guy #2: we are just defending our country
guy #1: no we are killing people because we are savages
guy #2: you are an uneducated moron
guy #1: no u are
guy #2: ur mom is an uneducated moron
guy #1: screw u
by T-Bizzcuit February 7, 2010
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red herring argument

Fallacy of the red herring: Ignoring a criticism of an argument by changing attention to another subject.
Sure I ran the car into a tree, but you forgot my brithday.
by robbot July 13, 2005
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internet argument

This is something that idiots do online when they are bored and / or have no friends.

These lamers normally make shorter versions of their pointless sayings to conserve time so they can argue with very little effort. Examples inclue STFUAD, STFUAGBTW, stfuah, stfub, stfubar, STFUBISYUTHAKYAOTD, STFUbIsyuthaKYAotdyBAMFA, Stfubling, stfubomb
"Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics... Even if you win, you're still retarded." A true quote of what an internet argument is.
by sk3tch September 28, 2006
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