arselash

1) when a male is lashed across the buttocks by another male

2) can be used as a spontaneous word to express anger

1) "so i went to this gaybar the other night and ended up getting totally arselashed..i couldnt sit down for hours"

2) "oh arselash, its never going to stop raining"

by joe and leanne January 22, 2008

arseblog

An Arsenal blog.

That article on Arseblog about Robin Van Persie being as big a cunt as Sp*rs hit the nail right on the head.

by MalaysiaTakBoleh December 10, 2013

arseplug

This is a dowel inserted in the anus in order to dilate it so it becomes more adequate for anal intercourse. According to some sources, it was very common in the 18th century.

See also assplug, buttplug.

There were seven flesh coloured arseplugs with flared bases.
It was a big arseplug, but her brown had been well trained.

by Tiago Zuhr August 17, 2008

Aseel

Aseel is a very attractive women who men would die for. She's a kind and generous person she's also has a great face even modelling agencies would love to work with her although Aseel sounds like a insanely beautiful women she is also very different in her own way she can act very cool sometimes she was also known as a "Rebel" back in high school she even made it in the cheerleading team she was the girl every guy wanted in high school. You might think that she's very easy to date or make out with but no, you were wrong she's not that type of girl instead she's doesn't focus on guys she just tends to focus on her education. She was the Beyonce in her middle school years!

Guy:Hey,Dude I met this girl Aseel and she's like AMAZING!
Friend:Really? wait, are you talking about that sexy chick who is the next "Beyonce"?
Guy:Yeah her I asked her out today she actually said yes!??!?!
Friend:oh..my..GOD!!
Guy:can't wait to go on the date
Friend:I just can't wait what the guys think about you guys dating!
Guy:Anyways dude,I've got to go talk to you later bye
Friend:ok, bye

by UrbanGuy101 July 29, 2017

arseblanket

A general all-purpose expletive, etymology unknown.

Oh arseblankets, I've left my wallet at home.

by Mythmaker1977 April 23, 2008

Arselord

Someone so unbelieveably gay that no other word could describe them. Someone so camp and faggy that a new term had to be invented

Fuck sake, He's being such an Arselord!

by p0rn0rphan April 21, 2009

Arselander

The steward of a Football Fans Forum that fixes and manipulates polls to make it look like the fans voted for him so he appears the most likeable member of that forum when really he's just an arsewipe....

Forum Member: Who do you think will win the 'Most Likeable Fan of the Year Award'...?

Other Forum Member: Don't make no difference, That Arselander, Forever-CAFC, will only fiddle the results anyway...

by Red-Zed333 June 20, 2009