Armstrong

The weed and cheese capital of British Columbia, Canada.

Yo dude, I'm going to Armstrong for some weed and cheese.

by chelseabeckerrrr February 27, 2009

Armstrong

To flip a girl over and have sex with her. This is done when the female in question has an attractive body, but a fugly face.

Man, that booty's kickin, but she's got such a bad grill I think I'd have to Armstrong her!

by David E January 26, 2006

Armstronged

Being bullied, sued or ruined by someone for telling the truth.

Lance Armstronged me for going public on his doping.

by OGR Runner January 24, 2013

armstrong

The ability to give excessive hand jobs without getting tired.

The slut who hangs out behind the TGI Friday has an armstrong.

by Grape Ape Face Rape July 09, 2010

Armstrong

a very high note or a series of them, especially on a trumpet ( from Louis Armstrong ).

The guy was incredible! He could play Armstrongs on a consistent basis!

by William Warney December 13, 2010

Armstrong

To win seven times in a row by cheating without getting caught.

Man, this guy keeps Armstronging these races!

by derd July 14, 2006

Armstrong

an "armstrong" is a person or people who take their cycling too seriously. They travel all over the city in their tight, spandex bike suits, goofy helmets, backpack drinks, and their livestrong bracelets. They treat everyday in the city streets like it's the "Tour De France." They are known to ride fixed gear bikes. They act like they are better than everyone because they are living strong, when in reality they were dead a long time ago.

I was walking down the street with my three year old child when a bunch of rabid Armstrongs nearly ran us over

by VictimofaBombRaid July 01, 2010