An adjective used mainly for people who observe incredibly obnoxious behavior. Armands are described as putrid objects consisting of concentrated mistakes, made by drug-dependent parents. Armands should never be interacted with, as doing so may cost your precious life.
Patrick: That short, dark-skinned, whiny piece of shit cunt is the pinnacle of an Armand.
Brandon: I love Julia
Brandon: I love Julia
by assholeXD April 20, 2018
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A smoker who thinks he's cool and is swearing about moms. He is a seventh grader and is going between classes swears everyone and If u talk about him he is gonna threaten you.
Cosmin: Oh, What's your colleague's name?
Rafael: His name is Armand.
Cosmin: Oh he is a heavy smoker and he's stupid!
Rafael: Oh ok I'm going to unfriend him.
Rafael: His name is Armand.
Cosmin: Oh he is a heavy smoker and he's stupid!
Rafael: Oh ok I'm going to unfriend him.
by SomebodyFromBucharest November 22, 2021
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The word used for something that is mean, old, nasty and agresive.
Tends to play victim role very good likes making people feel unsafe.
Tends to play victim role very good likes making people feel unsafe.
by masterofmoms69 August 16, 2023
Get the Armand mug.An Armand is a mystery, impossible to define until you’ve been swept into his world. He doesn’t just show you a good time; he’s the one who makes you feel like a woman in the deepest, most intimate way, awakening parts of you you never knew existed.
At first, he seems distant, hiding behind a mask of detachment, his heart guarded. This reluctance to show vulnerability makes his eventual love even more powerful. He won’t make the first move, but once you’ve reached him, it’s like a fairytale, where every touch and glance is charged with meaning.
He loves deeply, making you feel cherished in ways you’ve only dreamed of. His affection is deliberate, as though he’s loving you the way he wishes to be loved—completely, without hesitation. When he chooses you, his pursuit is relentless. Push him away, and he’ll pull you closer, because once he’s decided, nothing can stop him.
Though his love consumes him, he keeps it hidden, waiting for the perfect moment to show just how much you mean to him. When an Armand loves, he loves with every fiber of his being. He craves real connection, not fleeting pleasures.
Yes, Armand is misunderstood, guarding his fragile heart fiercely. But once you’re in, he’ll love you like no other. Just don’t break his trust—it’s everything to him.
And if your Armand is a Capricorn, Scorpio, or Aries? Well, consider yourself blessed. <3
At first, he seems distant, hiding behind a mask of detachment, his heart guarded. This reluctance to show vulnerability makes his eventual love even more powerful. He won’t make the first move, but once you’ve reached him, it’s like a fairytale, where every touch and glance is charged with meaning.
He loves deeply, making you feel cherished in ways you’ve only dreamed of. His affection is deliberate, as though he’s loving you the way he wishes to be loved—completely, without hesitation. When he chooses you, his pursuit is relentless. Push him away, and he’ll pull you closer, because once he’s decided, nothing can stop him.
Though his love consumes him, he keeps it hidden, waiting for the perfect moment to show just how much you mean to him. When an Armand loves, he loves with every fiber of his being. He craves real connection, not fleeting pleasures.
Yes, Armand is misunderstood, guarding his fragile heart fiercely. But once you’re in, he’ll love you like no other. Just don’t break his trust—it’s everything to him.
And if your Armand is a Capricorn, Scorpio, or Aries? Well, consider yourself blessed. <3
T: My boyfriend barely even tries anymore. It’s like I’m invisible, and our relationship is just… stuck.
Z: Girl, you need to find yourself an Armand! He’ll make you feel like you’re the only woman in the world.
I love my Armand ❤️
A: What’s going on with you lately? You’ve been acting different ever since you started seeing that guy!
B: Oh, you mean Armand? I love him. He treats me like I’m everything, the way every woman should be loved.
Z: Girl, you need to find yourself an Armand! He’ll make you feel like you’re the only woman in the world.
I love my Armand ❤️
A: What’s going on with you lately? You’ve been acting different ever since you started seeing that guy!
B: Oh, you mean Armand? I love him. He treats me like I’m everything, the way every woman should be loved.
by oliviaxoxoxoxoxoxo October 5, 2024
Get the Armand mug.A nickname for God, having derived in Miami. Its origins are most likely from Saint Amand, a Roman Catholic saint from France (c. 584-675). "Armand Hirsch" is frequently described as an arranger of all things. Although the term still enjoys a loyal, strict constructionist following, some members of the younger generation have chosen to elevate Hirsch to the status of an imaginary joke hero, similar to Chuck Norris. "Armand Hirsch" is frequently substituted for Chuck Norris within such jokes.
... arranged by Armand Hirsch.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Armand Hirsch's computer. Armand Hirsch is always in control.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Armand Hirsch's computer. Armand Hirsch is always in control.
by NFAA January 27, 2009
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