Allen's Coffee Brandy

Magical Mood changing elixir.

Caffeinated alcoholic beverage available in Maine and New Hampshire. Tastes like an iced coffee. Better than kalhua

When you're really dragging from last night's hangover, Allen's will get you ready to start again.

by Stephenie Albert June 10, 2004

Allen’s Penis

the biggest thing in the world i have ever seen. I didn’t even know it could be longer than 12 inches. Will satisfy any woman he meets

Allen’s penis is huge

by meghisgay May 11, 2022

Edgar Allen's

Police. A clever variation on Edgar Allen Poe and Po-Po's.

Here come the Edgar Allen's!

by Ian S... May 31, 2006

Arlyn's diddling

Noun.scary. when arlyn locks eye contact with you he chases you and diddles you crazily

Arlyn's diddling is coming for you next

by Cassidycassisycass October 29, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 15, 2025

Why aren’t you in someone’s frat house?

well get to it!

Guy: Dude I need to start settling down soon.
Guy 2: Why aren’t you in someone’s frat house?

by chckndrmstck August 14, 2024

arlens speech

Only the best speech, the only thing that ever came close to it was Ben's fire diss track.

"Did you hear about arlens speech it was only the greatest".

by Beng doggy dogg May 16, 2018