While typically heterosexual in nature, aristosexuality is characterized by the sexual attraction to aristocracy, or otherwise power, wealth, and influence. Examples of aristosexuals include the Queen (for obvious reasons), Lana Del Rey (See Money Power Glory), Halsey (Castle is a metaphor for her exploration of aristosexuality) and many more.
I'd never heard of aristosexuality before, but once my friend confessed her attraction to aristocracy I understood the importance of her having something to identify as.
by CarverX July 6, 2016
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The act of desperately trying to hang out with/befriend any person perceived to have higher socioeconomic status, popularity, or overall hipster status than oneself.
Dakota: "Is Montana going to the club with us? Its only a $5 cover.
Arizona: "No, she's going to put on her knockoff Prada best and stand in line at that private club. She's going to bang the first D-list celeb/baller/royal/poppa she sees. She wants that life.
Dakota: She's back to her aristoslumming ways, I see. Oh, well. Let's bounce, girl.
Arizona: "No, she's going to put on her knockoff Prada best and stand in line at that private club. She's going to bang the first D-list celeb/baller/royal/poppa she sees. She wants that life.
Dakota: She's back to her aristoslumming ways, I see. Oh, well. Let's bounce, girl.
by Yeah, Buddy June 27, 2020
Get the aristoslumming mug.a lad that ıs relatıvely quıet when you dont know hım. but once you do he ıs goıng to make you cry of laughter and cuz he bullıes you too much. hıs ass ıs much bıgger than hıs dıck and he ıs a bottom. he ıs not a good boyfrıend because he has bondıng problems but he ıs goıng to take advantage of your ass
1:hey hows ıt goıng wıth you and arısto?
2:not good he ıs beatıng me and my ass has turned blue
1: oh shıt that bıtch ass Arıstos
2:not good he ıs beatıng me and my ass has turned blue
1: oh shıt that bıtch ass Arıstos
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Get the Alex Aristonic mug.It is a philosophical thought based on an organic society led by a hierarchical sovereignty of the best.
It is against the Modern State and the Liberal Bourgeois State and its consecutive evils: Socialism, Marxism, Communism, Liberalism, Freemasonry, Totalitarianism, Positivism, Nationalism, Enlightenment, Fascism, Humanism, Renaissance, French Revolution Modernism, Anthropocentrism, Capitalism, Materialism, Feminism, LGBT rights, Republicanism, Representative Democracy, Liberal Democracy, Progressivism, Mass Media, Militant Atheism, Anti-Left/Right Dichotomy, Cosmopolitanism, Consumerism, Human Rights, Technocracy, Organized Religions, Globalization and Abortion. He is skeptical of technology, organized religions and the economy.
It is against the Modern State and the Liberal Bourgeois State and its consecutive evils: Socialism, Marxism, Communism, Liberalism, Freemasonry, Totalitarianism, Positivism, Nationalism, Enlightenment, Fascism, Humanism, Renaissance, French Revolution Modernism, Anthropocentrism, Capitalism, Materialism, Feminism, LGBT rights, Republicanism, Representative Democracy, Liberal Democracy, Progressivism, Mass Media, Militant Atheism, Anti-Left/Right Dichotomy, Cosmopolitanism, Consumerism, Human Rights, Technocracy, Organized Religions, Globalization and Abortion. He is skeptical of technology, organized religions and the economy.
National Aristoarchy is truly a metaphysical type of state, where the sovereign is guided by spiritual power and virtue.
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