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arbitrarium

A generic word for a building that you can not better describe
A building used for pretty much any use imaginable
The edifice equivalent of the object generalization "thingeymabob"
Girl One: We're done with lunch, where should we meet you?
Girl Two: Uhh we're in front of the big arbitrarium on the corner, meet us here.
by Whooshnbj October 25, 2013
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Arbitrarian

> A person whose logic, reasoning, AND rationality decided to go out for lunch permanently.
> Someone who is arbitrary.
> Someone who is batshit.
"Those fucking arbitrarian republicans are at it again."
"God save us from the arbitrarian hordes."
"He was pro-life, so he walked into a planned parenthood clinic and killed 3 people and injured 9."
by nullboy March 4, 2016
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arbitrarian

-that person in a group, who wherever they are, is constantly trying to keep the noise/speaking volume down.
-like a librarian who has taken on the job to arbitrarily hush everyone.
Chip- Keep it down you guys..
Jake- I'm trying to tell the story, who made you the arbitrarian?
by S. Gordon January 25, 2010
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arbitrards

People born without developmental issues, who one day decide it'd be cool to live life as the harmful, irrational people they have aspired to become.

You may be familiar with an arbitrard if you've noticed:
1. those who refuse to wipe their butt-crust off the back of toilet seats
2. when something goes awry, you can bet a gazillion bucks they'll assign blame to everyone but themselves
3. a know-it-all
4. in the midst of an argument, irrational people who refuse to contemplate evidence staring them straight in the eye
5. people who personify Albert Einstein's supposed definition of insanity....they literally rehash the exact same stuff and wonder why nothing's right

Please compare to stundard
Gerald: Nope, nu uh. I'm telling you that your couch cannot pass through your front door. It just won't happen.

Hank: Aw, come in. It WILL work. Just trust me, 'kay?

10 min later....

Gerald: I told ya we shoulda gone through the garage to begin with!

Hank: Stop bitching and pass this couch through the door without damaging it!

Mike: It's the path of arbitrards to always disregard his friend's advice while utilizing his free labor.
by Ucan'tGAGthisJOKER February 10, 2014
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alphabetical arbitraries

Assorted "it's da rules" bee-ess from da ol' 26.
Examples of "alphabetical arbitraries" include:
barbitrary: where ya gotta endure "pricky 'n' pokey" things, either real pointy-tipped objects or verbal "jabs".
carbitrary: where walking, biking, or horseback-riding are not options for getting from Point A to Point B. Could also mean how someone wif a sweet tooth views rich-ingredient goodies.
charbitrary: what meals are if da food is excessively heated prior to serving.
farbitrary: only lengthy distances permitted.
garbitrary: no "birthday suits" allowed.
jarbitrary: everything hasta be stored in wide-mouth containers.
marbitrary: a clean unblemished finish is a no-no, like at a demolition derby --- you only win if you get battered around.
scarbitrary: similar to above; you hafta show visible "school of hard knocks" signs to comply/qualify
sparbitrary: what it is for sailors on wind-powered ships --- you gotta climb da masts, mates --- it's part of da job.
starbitrary: where you hafta either have astronomy skills, or be a Hollywood icon.
warbitrary: what da military-gear-obsessed officials at Nova Robotics Corporation (think Skroeder and Dr. Warmonger --- I mean, Dr. Marner) seemed to think... unlike Newton Crosby, they thought dat "blowing stuff up" was da only path to peace.
by QuacksO July 11, 2025
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