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arbitrards

People born without developmental issues, who one day decide it'd be cool to live life as the harmful, irrational people they have aspired to become.

You may be familiar with an arbitrard if you've noticed:
1. those who refuse to wipe their butt-crust off the back of toilet seats
2. when something goes awry, you can bet a gazillion bucks they'll assign blame to everyone but themselves
3. a know-it-all
4. in the midst of an argument, irrational people who refuse to contemplate evidence staring them straight in the eye
5. people who personify Albert Einstein's supposed definition of insanity....they literally rehash the exact same stuff and wonder why nothing's right

Please compare to stundard
Gerald: Nope, nu uh. I'm telling you that your couch cannot pass through your front door. It just won't happen.

Hank: Aw, come in. It WILL work. Just trust me, 'kay?

10 min later....

Gerald: I told ya we shoulda gone through the garage to begin with!

Hank: Stop bitching and pass this couch through the door without damaging it!

Mike: It's the path of arbitrards to always disregard his friend's advice while utilizing his free labor.
by Ucan'tGAGthisJOKER February 10, 2014
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Arbitrarium

A museum of the arbitrary.
I want to open an arbitrarium and fill it with things like statues of people who have feet for hands, photographs of people on the beach who went there just because they felt like it, a diorama of a courthouse scene in which a judge is delivering a sentence based on his whim rather than on the facts of the case. A rock from my shoe. A dead squirrel. The letter M. An empty candy wrapper. The sound of silence!
by Ikhnaton Skypeople November 16, 2019
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Arbitrary Imposition

Something determined by chance, whim or impulse and not by nessessity or principle that is burdonsome or an unfair demand.
"I do apologize for what must seem to you an arbitrary imposition, Dr. Freeman.
by JuicyChodeWeiner420 September 15, 2020
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Arbitrary Facetime

When a person spends time showing face at a place of work, family gathering, or at some other public or private commitment, for no other utility or purpose but for the sake of showing face.
I put in a 12 hour shift at the office with my door open, 8 hours of which was actually work, 4 hours of which was totally arbitrary facetime.
by Barbitrary F. June 27, 2018
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arbitrary

categories are arbitrary
by bapkin June 7, 2016
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Arbitrary Inquisition

A very eloquent way to ask a bi-partisan question. A question that when answered will not benefit either party. Often asked by a "moderator" between two separate parties, acting as a mutual individual.
Moderator: "I hate to impose an arbitrary inquisition but you two are getting f*cking no where."
by BarrenRunner December 18, 2009
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