The ultimate bencher at Los Amigos. People that converge on the Senior stage have literally bowed down to him. He is a prime example of an idol, and his place on the bench has been engraved in time. In due time, his monument will watch over his seat with a built in AK-47 to ward off trespassers.
Was born with an apple as a head. Also goes by the name "Scootz". Has a hot mom who wears lots of leather. but not in a dominatrix kind of way. But kind of in a dominatrix kind of way. KINKY.
Dan: Applehead, your mom asked me out this weekend.
Applehead: Yeah, she's hot.
Dan: WHHHHAAAAT! Oh no you didn't. Word. I found out that she's a s/he.
Following the act during anal sex of deep breathing and relaxing the sphincter (The Breathe Act), all kinds of shit that was in custody shoots out the anus at cock release and withdrawal. This shit released from its incarceration of the anus are many, resembling piles of Alabama Appleseeds. Thus its name.
Brah, I thought butt sex with Regina was going hot hot hot…And THEN she did The Breathe Act as I pulled my cock out!…. DEEEEEMN!!! Alabama Appleseed everywhere!!!
Native male where his sole purpose is to plant his seed in a women for various reasons. One main reason is to trap the female into a relationship. Another is to just to earn bragging rights that he busted a nut in a certian woman, sexual conquest.
Jeff: Hey Dawg, I pulled a Jawny Appleseed on Jenny the other night.
Eric: No way Dawk! You squirted in Jenny huh? What for?
Jeff: Well I figured that if I busted a nut inside Jenny, she'd get knocked up and would have to stay with me. If I didn't, she'd probably go after that black guy. Hehehehe