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Applehead 

A person who has an apple as a head.
He is an applehead!
Applehead by blitzreig_MR June 10, 2021

Applehead 

The ultimate bencher at Los Amigos. People that converge on the Senior stage have literally bowed down to him. He is a prime example of an idol, and his place on the bench has been engraved in time. In due time, his monument will watch over his seat with a built in AK-47 to ward off trespassers.
I've been on this bench so long, even though I'll never be an Applehead.
Applehead by Kevin Lopes May 4, 2006

Applehead 

Someone who wears a apple vision headset in public or someone who uses a lot of apple products daily
Applehead by Hydrox0 February 19, 2024

Applehead Casey 

Was born with an apple as a head. Also goes by the name "Scootz". Has a hot mom who wears lots of leather. but not in a dominatrix kind of way. But kind of in a dominatrix kind of way. KINKY.
Dan: Applehead, your mom asked me out this weekend.
Applehead: Yeah, she's hot.
Dan: WHHHHAAAAT! Oh no you didn't. Word. I found out that she's a s/he.
Applehead Casey by Mrs. Alwes March 15, 2005

Alabama Appleseed 

Following the act during anal sex of deep breathing and relaxing the sphincter (The Breathe Act), all kinds of shit that was in custody shoots out the anus at cock release and withdrawal. This shit released from its incarceration of the anus are many, resembling piles of Alabama Appleseeds. Thus its name.
Brah, I thought butt sex with Regina was going hot hot hot…And THEN she did The Breathe Act as I pulled my cock out!…. DEEEEEMN!!! Alabama Appleseed everywhere!!!
Alabama Appleseed by Panama Pucker December 20, 2021

Jawny Appleseed 

Native male where his sole purpose is to plant his seed in a women for various reasons. One main reason is to trap the female into a relationship. Another is to just to earn bragging rights that he busted a nut in a certian woman, sexual conquest.
Jeff: Hey Dawg, I pulled a Jawny Appleseed on Jenny the other night.

Eric: No way Dawk! You squirted in Jenny huh? What for?

Jeff: Well I figured that if I busted a nut inside Jenny, she'd get knocked up and would have to stay with me. If I didn't, she'd probably go after that black guy. Hehehehe
Jawny Appleseed by Easy Dawg August 28, 2012