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applebees

An establishment where people are forced to wait long periods of time to be granted the right to order mediocre food with ridiculous names and overpriced drinks.
"Let's go to Applebees after work. I feel like drowing my sorrows in a martini made by an 18 year old bartender. Hurry! If we get there by 5, we might be able to drink by 7!"
by Ksarah August 10, 2007
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applebees

resteraunt struggling to stay open/sit down resteraunt
larry had a burger from applebees
by chicfi October 25, 2019
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Applebee's

If you care for the ones you love, don't eat here.
Eating an apple a day keeps the doctor away,
Eating at Applebee's makes you shit bullets.
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Applebee's

Selfies in the Applebee's bathroom after manicure Monday, bitches are basic.
by 3saysay3 October 6, 2015
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Applebeeization

Taking something and making it generic, sweet, and foofy to appeal to a mass market.
A sour apple martini is NOT a martini -- it is the Applebeeization of a martini!
by whirljack March 23, 2010
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Applebee's

Applebee's is a living nightmare for both employee and customer. Orders will almost always be late because the underpaid workers don't give a damn.
Employee: "Welcome to Applebee's. Would you like the apples or the bees?"
Customer: "Uhh... Bees?"
Employee: "THEY HAVE SELECTED THE BEES."
Customer: "Wait..."
*Employee advances while shaking a jar of bees.*
by Bill Nye the Science Eye January 19, 2022
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applebee

Any oversalted fried food product that only fat rednecks who eat at Applebee's would enjoy
Gee Darla I'm a gonna dip this applebee in some ranch dressing!
by RikkiTikkiT June 28, 2012
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