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This level of lowlife predator/cheapskate can be found in the $ “happy hour” halls of establishments such as Apple’s etc.

Just waiting with a shitty spiked cocktail like a bomb... ready to blot out the future happiness out of their next naïve victim....

The slang application of this term is “Alvined”
Alvin isn’t your typical creep. He is like Applebees Date Rape Creepy!”

“Did you hear about the last receptionist? Yeah, she quit too! She kept saying she got ‘Alvined’
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Forty-fine is the birthday following an erotically charged male’s 48th birth year, and chronologically before their 50th birthday. Every person in the world celebrates a birthday. However, not everyone turns “forty-fine”. Medical studies have proven that men who turn forty-fine have extremely high testosterone levels. Analysis for forty-fine year old males shows them matching or exceeding the average testosterone levels of 21 to 23 year old inferior males.
Today he is forty-eight, and on his birthday tomorrow he will turn forty-fine years old.
by HumansInventedTwerkingBRUH September 12, 2022
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