Apple Juice Thief

One who drinketh thine apple juice but does not returneth.

That man is so lowly he is considered an apple juice thief.

by KSjuice_efficianado February 28, 2009

apple juice body

someone who has the body shape of a motts apple juice bottle upside down or someone with a muffin top

william those pants arent going to fit you, you got an apple juice body

by ur dad's prostate August 26, 2019

Apple Jacks

1. Very tasty cereal that tastes kind of like apples.

2. A drink that consists of Jack Daniel's and apple juice

1. I had Apple Jacks for breakfast.

2. I went to the bar for an Apple Jacks

by wcgold December 26, 2004

Apple job

When the man/woman tickles the area of intersection between the top of the ass and the lower back of the other man/woman with their tongue. This creates the appearance of an apple when the scenario is viewed in profile where the ass is the apple and the tongue looks like a leaf oscillating in the wind.

Commonly used as foreplay before commencing to toss the salad.
{applies to them faggots as well}

"Hey prison bitch, want an apple job before i toss yo salad......come hither nigger".

by ataman91 April 15, 2009

dirty apple juice

when your mom catches you drinking hennessy so you tell her is dirty apple juice.

Mom: whats this in your cup? is this hennessy?
You: no, is dirty apple juice.

by sadisticgrimes August 30, 2017

Apple juice

The best juice in the world
Prove me wrong

A: Apple juice is the best
B: Coffee is better (even though that's not a juice)

by iiAnonymous July 8, 2020

Apple-john

A preserved apple which has lost the majority of its water content and thus appears wrinkled and shriveled. It was a term invented by Shakespeare, not Seth MacFuckingFarlane.

“I am withered like an old apple-john.” Shakespeare: 1 Henry IV. iii. 3.

by Gliese September 13, 2010