anti-poon tactic

Any action that hinders or delays the receiving of poon.

Being amish is considered to be one of the highest
anti-poon tactics known to man.

Speaking, looking, or acting like Richard Simmons is an anti-poon tactic.

Having a tatoo of your ex girlfriend's name anywhere on your body is an anti-poon tactic.

by Hott4u6908 September 11, 2007

Anti-Poon Missile

Cumshot to the eye.

'RRRRRRRRRRRRR ANTI-POON MISSILE TO THE FACE!! CHANG! CHANG!!'

by Yeti Legs June 3, 2009

anti-poon

One who deflects and repels attractive women.

Keep Jesse away form the gang tonight. He's anti-poon. There'll be no action whatsoever.

by shootandrun August 4, 2007

Anti-poon

A person who repels the poonani because of sheer gayness and un-coolness.

GUY1 ''Hey how did last night go with that girl?''
GUY2 ''Nah it was shit, I was with Sean, he is the anti-poon''
GUY1 ''Damn might have known you wouldn't have gotten any with that benson there''
GUY2 ''You got that right, he needs to change his strategy, or maybe he should just turn gay, it would certainly go better for him than it is just now''

by Bensonshneeb December 16, 2007

anti poon

1. someone who is gay (homosexual)
2. a guy who doesn't like pussy or vagina

"That keller kid is a fucking anti poon qweer!!"

"dude, are you anti poon?"

by henry!!durr March 13, 2009

Anti Poon

One who presents attributes that cause woman to be repulsed by him. Can also be used to describe an object or person.

Dan, that orange haired ginger fuck could not pick up a girl if he tried. Hes THE anti poon.

by Js and Ml December 19, 2008

antinoon

The time that comes after 11:59 pm, exactly midnightish sometimes reffered to by "educated people" as "midnight" or "12:00 am"

Variations on spelling-Anti Noon

Last antinoon i had a lan party...with ur mom

by cotobh2 January 19, 2007