The unfortunate people who "God" hates so much that potential mates (ie. attractive women) are actually driven away by the utter ugliness and social retardation of such people
Guy 1: Hey man, how did John go with Tracy last night? Did he get any action?
Guy 2: Nah man, that retard is so ugly he is virtually the anti-poon
John: :'(
Guy 2: Nah man, that retard is so ugly he is virtually the anti-poon
John: :'(
by pidgeon_peter February 22, 2009
A person who gets absolutely no women due to them being a dumb bastard and not having a way with the ladies.
A person who repels pussy.
A person who repels pussy.
by gursher ghuman February 27, 2020
a friend or loved one that repels sex for anyone they come in contact with. Female version of cock block
by CRV December 31, 2007
man jay is such a "anti-poon", i really could of nailed that girl but jay scared her off by just being there.
by buddah16 July 31, 2009
A group of 3 or more males who, at all times, avoid and/or repel women. Some anti-poon squad members can be identified by their nervous shuffles and lack of eye contact. If you see the women in the room quickly leaving by way of making up lame excuses there is an anti-poon squad member among you.
Girl: Oh hi.
Anti-poon squad member: Hello, are you excited for the new Call of Duty to come out?
Girl: umm...I have to...go put air in my tires.
Anti-poon squad member: Hello, are you excited for the new Call of Duty to come out?
Girl: umm...I have to...go put air in my tires.
by bobbyvee November 08, 2009
by Yeti Legs June 03, 2009
Being amish is considered to be one of the highest
anti-poon tactics known to man.
Speaking, looking, or acting like Richard Simmons is an anti-poon tactic.
Having a tatoo of your ex girlfriend's name anywhere on your body is an anti-poon tactic.
anti-poon tactics known to man.
Speaking, looking, or acting like Richard Simmons is an anti-poon tactic.
Having a tatoo of your ex girlfriend's name anywhere on your body is an anti-poon tactic.
by Hott4u6908 September 03, 2007