pubic apology

The verbal regret a woman makes for having pubic hair, and for you having discovered it.

Bob- "Lets get these pants down."
Random- "Im so sorry, I dont like to completely shave"
Bob- "No need for a pubic apology, I hate snubble irritation

by woodchipper June 23, 2008

apology bukkake

When multiple women, usually "ex-girlfriends" engage in oral sex with a man who needs emotional recognition, typically apologetic, to stimulate an orgasm.

Matt Engelbertson's porn preference is apology bukkake

by Apology May 8, 2018

Apology Video

when a youtuber makes a video (typically 40 mins long and titled something dramatic such as “owning up”) and proceeds to fake cry and say they have changed even though it is evident that they have not

friend 1: dude ! have you watched Jeffree Star’s apology videos?
friend 2: which one??

friend 1: the one where he apologizes for racism

friend 2: oh, didn’t he make one about that last year?

by sophs July 20, 2020

Apology

A group of Canadians is called an Apology

There was an apology of Canadians outside the Timmies.

by PnP kitchen July 10, 2017

baseball analogy

the everlasting sexual bases metaphor. The best way to remember them is the four "F"s: French, Feel, Finger, Fuck.

first: the first step in a sexual relationship kissing with an open mouth or using tongue (french kissing)

first and a half base: under the shirt, bra still on

second: one step up from first base, heavy petting and feeling up while making out,direct oral or manual stimulation of a partner's breast/nipple, up the shirt or shirtless for both partners.

shortstop: in baseball, the shortstop is the field position between second and third base. So, in fooling around, shortstop is being masturbated by or masturbating your partner, as that's between feeling up and oral sex.

third base: the last base before penetration sex, entailing contact with the main sexual regions, a handjob or a blowjob (fellatio) for guys and fingering or giving head (cunnilingus) to the girl

home base: reaching home base or fourth base is consumating the relationship by having vaginal sex, making love or fucking

NOTE:first or second base can be achieved concurrently with dry humping, considered third base when oral or manual stimulation occurs to genitals.

"Margo finally let her boyfriend get to shortstop, but she used way too much lotion and he came on her shirt."

"We finally reached home base last night! Thankfully he had a condom on him because we were so horny we couldn't wait any longer"

by Jake March 5, 2004

Apology

Does not always mean that you are wrong and the other person is right. It just means that you value your relationship more than your ego.

I apology.

by Sohayb June 3, 2010

notes app apology

when an influential person uses a poorly written rambling monologue that looks like it was written in the notes app on an IPhone

oh *band #1* had such a notes app apology

by one_rusty_boi April 20, 2021