Used to describe a number of maladies and discomforts that could befall the vagina. It could be severe razor rash, thong rash, a nasty yeast infection, or the onset of ones period coupled with pms.
by foofy January 17, 2009
When a girl that was dumped in a jerk-ish fashion gets revenge. She usually performs an Angry Beaver (or act of revenge) a few weeks or even months after getting dumped. Noun.
by I'm gonna get you! January 03, 2011
When you're pounding a girl in the dumper (or asshole, as it's called in the medical profession), then right before you're about to go, you spit on the back of her head so she thinks you've gone. When she turns around, you cum on her face, rip out her pubs and throw them on her face so they stick, and she'll resemble an angry beaver.
J-unit: i gave this bitch an angry beaver last night
Guy: haha man that's totally TITS!
Girl: you guys shouldn't talk like that it's degrading to women.
Guy: well that may be, but why should i trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die?
J-unit: plus it's funny as fuck!
Guy: have you tried the avalanche? where you cum in her face and push her down the stairs?
Guy: haha man that's totally TITS!
Girl: you guys shouldn't talk like that it's degrading to women.
Guy: well that may be, but why should i trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die?
J-unit: plus it's funny as fuck!
Guy: have you tried the avalanche? where you cum in her face and push her down the stairs?
by hobsonator September 13, 2007
by reaper23 April 13, 2011
While fucking a girl in a lumber mill, your pounding her so hard that she has to bite down on a piece of wood.
by WackaWackaWacka! November 01, 2010
An ANGRY BEAVER is somebody who suffers from a syndrome that is caused whilst playing in goal in the heads and volleys version of football/soccer for a prolonged period of time. The symptons of this vicious syndrome are varied, they can be anything fom the affected person not talking much, being in denial that there not an ANGRY BEAVER, or simply becoming very easy to anger/annoyed. The only known cure to ANGRY BEAVER syndrome is to try and stay out of goal as much as possible, there is also no known vaccination for it
by shayler1991 May 23, 2007
by Uncle Teddy!! August 04, 2009