And that's how I saved Christmas

A great phrase to put at the end of a sentence to confuse people or make your story completely surreal, along the lines of adding "And that's how babies are made."

"So I was going down the street to buy some chocolate, when some jerk almost ran me over in his piece of shit truck, so I pulled him out and punched his eyes right out of his fuckin' head...and that's how I saved Christmas."

by UltimaWepn January 2, 2005

And that's the whole story

When someone asked you to explain events that happened in the past you sit them down, tell them how it all began and just as it is getting interesting say "-and that's the whole story." and pretend as if you have told them everything. It makes fun of TV shows that used this as a way to save episode time instead of repeating everything the viewers just saw.

Pioneered by the Family Guy

by b-sol February 6, 2005

And that's how you land a plane

When you complete something like a boss ass bitch

Girl: *hooks up with a hot guy at a frat party*
Girl: and THAT'S how you land a plane

by mecheng99 November 17, 2017

and that's on semicolon

basically like 'that's on period' but with a twist cause you ain't finished talking yet.

Girl: real a** b**** give a f*** bout a n****-
Other Girl: and that's on semicolon sis; period.

by ionknowwhatsgoingon September 8, 2019

And That's Why You Never Milk an Ostrich

Used at the end of a story with no point, much like And Then I Found Five Dollars. It is effective in that it confuses the listener.

So I fell asleep last night at seven and woke up a ten...And That's Why You Never Milk an Ostrich

by REPO!THEGENETICOPERA!!!!!!!!!! August 5, 2010

and that was after the blowjob

1. A dirtier version of "that's what she said" for the 2010s

2. Used to add sexual innuendo to a conversation.

3. When a male wants to share with his friends that he was with a girl (whether her was or not), he will respond to a phrase that sets up "and that was after the blowjob..." as funny or sexual.

4. To imply that what is being talked about was actually a sexual statement and that a girl performed a sexual act in the recent past.

5. Something people say after a phrase is said by someone else to add emphasis.

6. Can be used in statement or question form

Ashley: Sean and I went out to the bar last night
Katie: "-And that was after the blowjob"

John: Mom made a huge Christmas dinner for the family
George: "-And that was after the blowjob"

Stephanie: I was working and was exhausted and sweaty
Mike: "-And that was after the blowjob"

by r0b0Fart January 8, 2012

and that's another thing

a phrase engineered as a synonym of 'moreover', but instead serving as an enhancement of an argument that a pissed off person uses against another person, in a sudden burst of listing no big deal annoyances.

-And that's another thing, you're always trivialising everything I say by getting the last word! Well, you're not getting the last word this time!
-Wow.
-Double-wow!

by ra4ko April 16, 2013