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Ancient Chinese Secret

A common product or process, that is available to anyone, but is passed off by the person using it as if it were secret or uncommon.
The owner of the laundry told the customer that he knew an "Ancient Chinese Secret" for getting his customer's clothes so clean, but his wife knew that he used a common detergent that anyone could buy.
by Orlando_Taz March 29, 2013
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The Ancient Web

The earliest sites and chunks of data that made up the first foundations of the world wide web. Data that has been lost to the depths of the internet and no longer retrievable.

In contemporary terms The Ancient Web is made up of the lost history of the internet sometimes view able on thewaybackmachine or other archives that exists in time before the fall of geocites.

The term will perpetually be changing to consume greater swaths of the history of the internet until clearly defined eras are identified.
"I remember a story from years ago, but it is lost to the ancient web."
by Viroodiem October 29, 2018
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anclote high school

Basically the weirdest fucking school in pasco county. Full of white kids with bad hair cuts, wanna be gang members, ugly cheerleaders and a shitty football team.
Did you hear about anclote high schools drug bust today?
by Acedefinition95 December 6, 2019
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Aneil

Perfect male specimen. Talented with music, words, and kills in any sport he plays. Strong like bull. Always competitive, and ALWAYS wins what he competes in. Some consider to be on the status of not only a god, but THE God.
"I didn't know Jesus went to this school"

"Nah dude... that guy right there, that's Aneil. But they are easily confused"

"Damn, my girl got snatched..."

"Kick his ass dude!"

"Nah man... it was Aneil bro"

"Awww shit... leave it alone, that fucker will kill you"
by kraced April 16, 2010
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anila

this ultra rare name comes from India and is beautiful!
Anila is a pretty girl who is good at sports and sometimes art. She can sing and loves to dance! she is a chocoholic and is really modest. Anila likes to help and is popular. She is seriously epic and knows how to treat the lads.. She will never cheat and always try's her hardest even if sometimes she cannot be bothered to do things!

She is a babe magnet it is just simply stunning!! If you ever know an Anila find yourself lucky! anila may not seem like it but she's a good luck charm to people around her!
Here is what a person who has always known someone called Anila said:

Anila is awsome! Kind and cares for people! She's dramatic and certainly attracts the boys! The boys try to make it seem like they don't like her because they know they are too good for her!

A Boy who knows an Anila:
To be honest i am kinda hiding i like her because everyone does! She is pretty and can definitely sing! I have known her for ages and there hasn't been a moment i haven't been thinking about her since we first met!
by Lolly1057 October 14, 2013
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Ancient Psychic Tandem War Elephant

A way cool beast that Jake and Finn wish for on an episode of Adventure Time. It looks like 2 conjoined elephants, with orange goggles on each face and golden shotguns for tusks. It also has rockets on it's feet and can shoot a purple beam out of its trunks. If anyone ever comes across one, and you are wondering how it is controlled, just remember; you don't control it, you must let it give you control. It will know if you are worthy to command him because he is psychic.
Finn the human: What should we wish for Jake?

Jake the dog: Something only two bros can share...

Together: Ancient Psychic Tandem War Elephant!!!!!!
by p5yclone June 6, 2011
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Ancient Fucks

1)The group name give to Comedian Adam Buxton and Chat Show Host Jonathan Ross by Actor Richard Ayoade in a rant on the second episode of The Big Fat Quiz of Everything 2016

2) Disrespectful name given to any group of older people. Also Ancient Fuckers
Person One: Why are you so late?

Person Two: It took me forever to get off the bus. I was stuck behind a couple of ancient fucks.
by Demorn Rapeskaeshe November 6, 2017
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