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Perfect male specimen. Talented with music, words, and kills in any sport he plays. Strong like bull. Always competitive, and ALWAYS wins what he competes in. Some consider to be on the status of not only a god, but THE God.
"I didn't know Jesus went to this school"

"Nah dude... that guy right there, that's Aneil. But they are easily confused"

"Damn, my girl got snatched..."

"Kick his ass dude!"

"Nah man... it was Aneil bro"

"Awww shit... leave it alone, that fucker will kill you"
by kraced April 15, 2010
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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Having a wank in a public place, in honor of the radio presenter Neil Prendevile who did it while the plane was taxiing on the run-way.
Did you hear John had a neil on the bus?

ya that's fucking horrible.
by Cillit Bang 96 November 03, 2010
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A Neil is the King of Diamonds when playing a card game
I just need a Neil to win this hand
by Bobsdefinition May 23, 2020
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Probably the hottest man you will ever see. Often small, but very handsome indeed. Usually is a Gamer.Strong when angry. The most mysterious boy on earth.
"Damn my girl got taaakkkeeen."
"Beat the shit out of him man!"
"Nah bro... it was by Aneil"
"Fuck dat den dat man will murder you and bury the body."
by *u53r*unk0wn* November 02, 2019
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one who who can not hold down food for long and must induce vomitting after eating.
The boy ate so much chocolate chip cookies that he had to pull a Aneil after.
by Sathi August 29, 2006
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Someone who fails to read specific instructions even though they were mentioned a few messages ago
“Which room did we book again?”

“It’s in the message literally above yours, don’t pull a Neil, read the message”
by stevenrama February 20, 2020
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