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America's History

Is the best history on the planet. In less than 300 years from becoming it's own country America has done so much stuff that it makes country like England want to commit suicide. This History contains winning wars over and over again. Inventing the most useful inventions known to man. Becoming a world super power and more.

Also one man who will go down in American History as we know it will be Stephen Colbert. And to protect his legacy we must make sure that those evil Canadians don't make lies about this word. So make sure that we fill this definition with as much positive American stuff as we can!!
In preparation for a counter attack from Canadians I have told about the TRUE definition for America's History.
by PrinceDNA February 6, 2010
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American History X'd

The act of being raped for being a race traitor. Referring to the shower scene in "American History X".
Guy 1: "Wow Todd totally got American History X'd in prison"
Guy 2: "Yeah, he shouldn't have been a race traitor"
by Jerry Batsford July 26, 2022
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native american history

really boring despite all the fanfare about how "developed" native American society were they really weren't anything special
a good example of native American history is the Aztecs and the Incas:

ohh look at the Aztecs and Incas they had a highly developed society....expect if they were in the old world they would be a foot note in history( look up Hitte empire or any tiny ass country in central Asia from 1450 A.D. to 1800s)
by will appear online Your pseudo November 30, 2010
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American history x

The movie with derek played by that guy from fight club Edward Norton^-^
Loved for the curb stomp. Its a pretty fucking ownage movie.
while playing gears of war "I just curb stomped that bitch in the face"
"Lol like the black bitch in American history x .OWNED"

"Your are a racist"
"Nah, im just copying Derek"
by [Cyber Pirate] February 8, 2007
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America's History

america is to the World what terell owens is to Football, what sean avery is to Hockey, what kayne west is to Music Industry, that's right, the Planet would be a much better place without all of the aforementioned, particularly, without the usa.
America's History can be summed up in the same manner Stephan Colbert summed up Sarah Palin..."Fucking Retarded".
by pseudonamous February 11, 2010
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American History Y

The version of history that allows people to be unoppressed and unrepressed, even if they would still choose the oppressed image to take advantage of or walk over anybody they could.
American History Y is just as good as American History X, one doesn't seem more right than the other, though females might secretly hate the Y version a little bit more, since the X version gave them unlimited power to whine about how oppressed they were, not that they were the only group to try and capitalize on being "marginalized" or feeling left out.
by The Original Agahnim December 17, 2021
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American History X

A movie where every member of the Vineyard family has a first name that begins with the letter D. Kind of like the number 5 is every number of their phone numbers.
American History X wanted to make everything as realistic and authentic as possible.
by Solid Mantis December 3, 2020
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