Rectofossal Ambiguity

Recto-Fossal Ambiguity (phrase):

The inability to tell one's ass from a hole in the ground.

It's estimated that 95% of the human race suffers from recto-fossal ambiguity.

by Kay_ieee June 11, 2005

Ambigugay

a heterosexual person who's sexuality is in question due to behaviors in homosexual environments, personal grooming habits or the inability to define one's sexuality due to limited gay social interaction.

Marcy's husband Richard is from Topeka, Kansas. Did you see the way he was buddied up with the Leather Bears at the Gay Pride parade. He is so ambigugay.

by bartby b August 11, 2008

Ambigamy

Noun. A relationship that defies classification. Can be short term or may last years.

Person:
neut. Ambigamist
masc. Ambigamister
fem. Ambigamiss (also ambiga-mrs)

Adjective.

Ambigamous

Marcus: I thought Paul and Jen were not dating but then last night, they cuddled and giggled all through the movie. What gives?

Mel: I know what you mean. They are Ambigamists.

Marcus: What's that?

Mel: It's a word some guy made up. I guess that's the simple explanation, I mean without getting too much into semantic theory.

Marcus: No, I know that. but-

Mel: oh you know it was a guy that made it up? doesn't that seem just a tad bit misogynistic?

Marcus: No not about it being a guy. I just mean what does it mean?

Mel: oh. Well you can go online and read the definition by clicking on this word ambigamy.

Marcus: How do I click on a word you just said? that doesn't make sense. Never mind, you are weird. I'm out of here.

Mel: Well look who's talking! I'm not even a real person.

by myziggah June 21, 2010

Blue Lego Block of Ambiguity

The blue Lego-esque block shown in stead of Adobe Flash content when visiting a website in Apple's Mobile Safari browser. It has come to symbolize one of the greatest criticisms leveled against an otherwise highly regarded mobile browser capable of rendering most web content true to form. The debate over Flash's omission has swelled up once again with the introduction of the iPad which also utilizes Mobile Safari sans Flash support, albeit on far more capable hardware. While Apple claims to provide the "entire internet in the palm of your hand" their detractors are quick to remind the world that the "entire internet" includes quite a bit of Flash.

Person: OMG, click this link to check out a hilarious clip on Hulu from last nights Family Guy.
iPhone User: Uhhh, when I get home...
Person: Wait... just use your iPhone, lets watch it now!
iPhone User: Well, I tried..
Person: And....
iPhone User: Blue Lego Block of Ambiguity, I don't want to talk about it

by tokyotapes January 30, 2010

Gender ambiguity

The definition is simple. It applies to a person that looks both male and female, in other words u cant tell which they are. It most commonly occurs when someone is wearing clothing that would be suitable for both males and females, but it is not restricted to this.

Troy went out to collect his mail from the post box, only to have something out of the ordinary happen. A person of unknown gender strolled past, whistling a happy tune. Troy stood dumb-founded. This is an example of gender ambiguity.

by Bazza78 September 23, 2008

Ambiguity Zone

Like the friend zone, but even worse. You are in this zone when there is uncertainty as to what will happen (e.g. when you send a risky text to a girl and you are waiting for a response).

I was in the ambiguity zone for fourteen straight hours! It was hell! I hardly slept!

by Flyguy the Guy August 19, 2016

Constructive Ambiguity

Some bullshit term created by academics 1)to make themselves look smart, 2) provide misdirection on a topic, and 3) sidestep the issue; but in actual fact, it has no real meaning.

Only the most high-browed, coke-bottle glasses-wearing academic, squirrelled away in the deepest stacks of academia could possibly use the term constructive ambiguity in a sentence.

by Paluka Joe March 21, 2008