A pretty girl who will like 90% of the guys at your school. So good luck with that. She also loves attention from guys and will go out with them freely.
by Nobody that matters <3 August 5, 2022
Get the Alyzeeth mug.by kokomakoshipia November 13, 2022
Get the alzena mug.When a person becomes unable to move, speak properly or concentrate because of the sudden onset of a potentially explosive bowel movement. Often caused by coffee and/or greasy foods.
I was talking to Tom earlier and he seemed ok, but then he tensed up and didn't make another move and his speech pattern became odd and erratic. He just stood there like he had a stick jammed up his butt and I'm pretty sure he was poo-alyzed as sure enough, he disappeared to the bathroom after a couple minutes.
by Plarp2 July 9, 2021
Get the poo-alyzed mug.Repeated oral or vaginal intercourse with a woman at least 4 times your height. One hasn't truly Ayzened until he has shamelessly gone back for seconds.
Jack: Dude, lets go to that WNBA game on Saturday!
Johnson: Come on asshole, NO WAY, last time we did we both Ayzened two giants!
Johnson: Come on asshole, NO WAY, last time we did we both Ayzened two giants!
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Get the Alyzon mug.Alyzeh’s are special people and fun to be around,pretty ,funny, sensitive, the cutest girls in the universe! Alyzeh’s will do anything to make you smile, they are really fun to hang with and also good at keeping secrets. They usually have black hair and brown eyes that sparkle with life. you have to get to know Alyzeh’s because the way that they are in public is not how they really are when they open up and let you get to know them .. you wouldn’t believe what they went through or go through they are really strong people .. what I’m trying to tell you is keep them close to you y’all may become bestfriends!
by katykat1234 November 23, 2021
Get the alyzeh mug.Usually a short, stubby, Russian fellow who is a firm believer in communism. Generally owned by a short elf woman who has a firm grasp on his testicular units. In simplest terms, the most efficient description of that man, is a bitch.
Person 1: "Who's that guy over there?"
Person 2: "That's Bob."
Person 1: "Why's he wearing a leash?"
Person 2: "'Cause he's such an Ayzen."
Person 1: "Poor guy."
Person 2: "That's Bob."
Person 1: "Why's he wearing a leash?"
Person 2: "'Cause he's such an Ayzen."
Person 1: "Poor guy."
by Yonn Loshj November 29, 2011
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