Usually a short, stubby, Russian fellow who is a firm believer in communism. Generally owned by a short elf woman who has a firm grasp on his testicular units. In simplest terms, the most efficient description of that man, is a bitch.
Person 1: "Who's that guy over there?"
Person 2: "That's Bob."
Person 1: "Why's he wearing a leash?"
Person 2: "'Cause he's such an Ayzen."
Person 1: "Poor guy."
Person 2: "That's Bob."
Person 1: "Why's he wearing a leash?"
Person 2: "'Cause he's such an Ayzen."
Person 1: "Poor guy."
by Yonn Loshj November 29, 2011
Repeated oral or vaginal intercourse with a woman at least 4 times your height. One hasn't truly Ayzened until he has shamelessly gone back for seconds.
Jack: Dude, lets go to that WNBA game on Saturday!
Johnson: Come on asshole, NO WAY, last time we did we both Ayzened two giants!
Johnson: Come on asshole, NO WAY, last time we did we both Ayzened two giants!
by LAKERSSUCK May 03, 2009
Ayzen said he doesn't like pluggnb anymore because it would seem like hes biting summrs what a typical pluggnb stan
by hwxxd1e October 08, 2022