Alabama Sharpie

NOUN or ADJECTIVE A construction in which one artificially extends, exaggerates, or otherwise expounds upon the length, width, breadth, or height of something, either physical or non-physical. Sometimes used to disguise, cover-up, or attempt to explain a proven falsehood.

Origin: Donald Trump's Hurricane Dorian presentation in the Oval Office on 9/4/2019, where a black Sharpie was used to extend the NHC's cone projection over part of the state of Alabama, in an attempt to justify/explain an erroneous Tweet.

As an adjective: In an effort to make the company look solvent, Tom employed a blatant Alabama Sharpie technique in his diagram at the board meeting today.

As a noun: The quarterback had been officially listed as six-foot-one, but he decided to pull an Alabama Sharpie and told reporters that he was actually six-four.

by Duneedon September 4, 2019

Kanye Albania

Kanye albania

Niche internet micro celebrity is said to be ran by 7 admins but followers believe that it's 1 admin with split personalities

Believed to be the creators of Dababy mobile

Eminem : only if i can have yours

What you know about rollin down in the vents

Lil mar likes kids

Kanye albania gaming

Long ye

by Amrovalanche June 1, 2021

Sweet Home Alabama

From the song Sweet Home Alabama, known for being played as an indicator for incest.

"Name something you used as a partner to practice kissing"

"Sister"

SWEET HOME ALABAMA!

by an average memer January 22, 2019

Alabama negligee

In rural Alabama women often wear a sheep costume to lure men into bed.

Mary Sue you got your Alabama negligee on back in the back of the trailer?

by I, Wreckerrr July 14, 2018

ancient albanian sign language

the world's most beautiful and romantic language, it makes you 10 times attractive to every woman and man on the planet.

-why is everyone attracted to you?
-because i speak ancient albanian sign language fluently

by i have no handle July 13, 2022

Alabama Nigger

Kid: I'm an alabama nigger

I'm an Alabama Nigger and I wanna be free
Hell with the N double A C P

I dont drink
I dont cuss
I wanna ride on the front of the bus

I wanna eat where the white folks eat
cause I'm white on the bottom of my feet.

I'm an Alabama Nigger and I wanna be free
Hell with the N double A C P

We dont screw like the white folks do
we just screw til we get through

I'm an Alabama Nigger and I wanna be free
Hell with the N double A C P

I wanna be white more and more
so i can bitch at the nigger next door

I'm an Alabama Nigger and I wanna be free
Hell with the N double A C P

I'm glad this tune came along
we done wore out one nigger song.

I'm an Alabama Nigger and I wanna be free
Hell with the N double A C P

I wanna be white dont you understand
so I can play in a trashy white band

I'm an Alabama Nigger and I wanna be free
Hell with the N double A C P

I'm an Alabama Nigger and I wanna be free
Hell with the N double A C P

by nigga wit a gun April 22, 2021

alabama ear plug

when you need your GF to not listen to what you're about to say so you come in her ear...an Alabama Earplug

I didn't want Sally to hear what I was about to say so I gave her an Alabama Ear Plug.

by Corn Johnwall November 1, 2015