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Almost Raped

\ al*most raped \ ( awl-mohst reypt )
- adv, adj
A female's frequent or possibly perpetual state of existence, the onset of which is usually triggered when anything happens to her, and brings about feelings of unwarranted apprehension, self-importance, and self-pity. Specifically, the possible criteria to qualify as being almost raped include the female: being in public, being glanced at by a male, nearly being glanced at by a male, presiding within 100 feet of a male, conversing with one or more other females who are or were almost raped, or recalling anyone the female has previously dated and currently dislikes.
"That guy was totally eyeing me with his peripheral vision! Can you believe it? I was almost raped!"
by Avian Chaos June 25, 2008
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the almost

A band formed from UnderOATH's Aaron Gillespie.
The Almost's album Southern Weather is out in stores now!
by attractive today July 31, 2007
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Alvise

Alvise is a gentle, sexy and passionate boy. He can be rough if he wants, or if you ask him ;)

If one has a fantasy from "50 shades of gray", go to Alvise, he will make it real.
He is so hot and rough, just like Alvise
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Almost

A word that doesn’t count except for with grenades.

You should’ve did it. You would’ve did it. You almost did it. But guess what? You didn’t do it.
They almost made it. Therefore they didn’t.

They are almost there. Therefore they aren’t.

They could almost reach. Therefore they can’t.
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alvise

Italian version of the name Elvis. An exclusive name given only to people born in Venice, and typically in North italy. Derives from Luigi, and means “The Wise Warrior”. Pronounced Al-vee-zeh

its also my name :3
Person: whats your name dude?
Me: Alvise
Person: oh shit, you’re from Venice!
by THAMARKS May 6, 2018
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almost there

The act or state of being near to completion, as in orgasm or a long road trip or even used in surgeryology (the study of words used during a surgery)
"I'M ALMOST THERE!!!", "Were almost there.", "I'm almost there."
by Eric Carter April 1, 2008
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Almos Pau

Almost Done, close to finishing
'Hey how's that boat coming along?'

'I'm Almos Pau.'
by Dylan Austin April 5, 2008
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