Armando Alvarado 

The type of guy that is that guy pal, has a really average shlong with about 2 nanometers on that thing. Probably the sexiest man you will ever meet in your life, might be diagnosed with erectile dysfunction from seeing him for 2 seconds

Armando Alvarado: Hey hows your day going ther-
other guy: *faints*

Armando Alvarado by Limp Rick November 1, 2022

alizay alvarado

alizay alvarado is a sexy beast who has a fat ass and could probably beat your ass. she’s cute, funny, smart, brave, athletic, beautiful, kind, helpful, generous, and a boss ass bitch.. PERIODT!

friend 1 : Hey, did you see alizay alvarado today?
friend 2 : Yeah, she cute or whateva.

alizay alvarado by s8tanshotpocket November 6, 2019

alvarado 

when a bubble reaches its maximum capacity and explodes.

Man, my ass alvarado'd after eating eggs.

alvarado by FLIR August 29, 2009

fernando alvarado 

He is weird, some what interesting. When he actually Is himself he's funny but when he tries to impress girls he's boring. Come on if you find one of those things make sure you crush him and smack him cause he's savage.

Look at that vermin Fernando Alvarado he's weird .

fernando alvarado by Starbuckssssfreakkk June 19, 2016

Daniel Valentine Alvarado

The smartest, kindest,handsomest,and most persuasive kid ever to be born in February. He is the kid every girl wants to be with. When he is not being awesome he likes to ride bikes,go hiking, and play soccer. When he thinks something is wrong with someone he WILL fix it.

OMG it's DANIEL VALENTINE ALVARADO. Do you think he would date me?

Daniel Valentine Alvarado by The Writer of the TrUtH November 13, 2011

Alvarado 

Girls with this last name love toes and boys named johnny, that's all

Person 1: ”did you see that kyarah girl”
Person 2: ”see her, she was all up on my toes last night, hitting the gawk gawk 3000 on my pinky toe”
Person 1: ”damn, might as well call you johnny”

Alvarado is the term defined as loving johnny and toes

Alvarado by Kyarah enna sanai alvarado December 19, 2019

Lillianna Alvarado 

Lily is short for lillianna Alvarado. She is very cool in school, alot of people love her to pieces. She has a loving family,lily is the youngest of her older brother and sisters. Her friends are very lucky to have her and.....If you ever happen to be her boyfriend, don't ever let her go because if you do you will regret it. Her BFF'S will come after you. Lily is very successful at everything, she is in band and is VERY good at it too. You're lucky to know her. She is also very wild, crazy, clumsy and funny at everything if you're really close to her. Lily is a nice sweet and a beatiful girl if you ever meet her.

Samantha - hey who is that girl, she is very pretty and I don't think I have met her before.

Michelle- oh her name is Lillianna Alvarado . Omg everyone loves her and she is so freaking pretty. I talk to her every now and then and she seems pretty cool too.

Lillianna Alvarado by I'm cool Like that December 6, 2015