Loser in Aluminium Foil

1. What seems to be a great guy, but is actually the complete opposite.

2. A poor imitation of a soulmate/awesome guy.

Derived from the phrase:

"My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminium foil"

Marquesa: I don't know why she's still dating him.

Calpurnia: I know, he's just a loser in aluminium foil.

by TeapotOfKarma April 14, 2009

Aluminium train

Either the act or the sensation of intravenous cocaine use, due to the metallic rushing sound you hear when the drug crosses the blood-brain barrier. The ultimate rush accompanied by the ultimate tinnitus.

i shot too much llello last nite & all i could hear was the damn aluminium train.

by Fruitbat December 20, 2008

Aluminium

A fictional metal invented by the British government to keep the rest of the world submissive.

Ted: I just made an aluminium hat! Trust me, I’m safe from the government

Tom: Did you say... aluminium?
Ted: Yeah, what’s the big deal?
Tom: Aluminium is how they control you. Use aluminum instead.

by Kaichael June 21, 2018

Albumitize

Arrange in albums, as photographs are.

I finally got that pile of pictures all albumitized. It took me all weekend to albumitize them.

by Urban Leximologist August 7, 2010

aluminium

how the british people say aluminum

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by reno April 20, 2005

aluminium bands

A metal bands that doesn't go as hard

guy1: Did you listen to the latest Ghost song

guy2: no I don't listen to aluminium bands

by A friendly goose October 20, 2021

Cheap aluminium

She is so cheap the store returned it to the poor. SHES SO FUCKING ANOYING LIKE SHE LITERALY SMELLS SO BAS THAT NEMANYA HAS A CRUSH ON HER KILL ALL CHEAP PEOPLE!!!

Cheap aluminium is only good for broke people.

by Babken jr May 2, 2022