Altidor

a very large but constantly flaccid penis

Kelly has a nice Altidor.

by RachelBoobsMcGee1 February 17, 2008

Altadena Firehose

When an individual prematurely ejaculates into their own eye as they are “pulling out”.

Nihash got gave himself an Altadena Firehose last night.. took an hour to get his eyesight back.

by Kdirt May 27, 2021

Altti

Altti is a person you can trust. He is charming, good-looking and very well-spoken. He has a lot of intelligent opinions and is happy to share them.

An Altti will treat you with the utmost respect. If you get in a conversation with one, he will talk a lot but make sure to leave you space for your thoughts, too. He's not just smart, but he's also very funny even though most of his jokes are dad jokes.

You'll never forget an Altti. He is hard to find, but once found, will change your life forever.

Sandra: Do you know Altti?
Daniel: The person who's smart AND hot? Of course I do.

by youraverageidiot November 22, 2021

Risa..altt

This is the name of a tiktok creator by the name of Marisa. Her content varies from talking about her school life to just having fun. She has amassed a following of 1.2k and her most viral video has gotten 60k views and 7k likes. She considers herself “A fun person who posts fun content to laugh at”.

“Hey did you see Risa..Altt’s new tiktok? She got 52k views!”

by Mahkaiylah August 22, 2021

altedena

the richest school in tukee. occupied by people who only wear abercrombie and fitch, hollister, or mabye by chance american eagle. if you go to altedena, you own a house on south mountain. you get drunk AND high every day of summer and during the weekend during school. you throw ass-smaking parties. if you arnt the fuking richest person in arizona, you cant go to altedena!

rich Girl: Omg. I like looove abercrombie!

Poor Girl 1: who is she?

Poor Girl 2: some altedena kid

by poorkidinrichterritory July 16, 2007

altthree

internet slang for a heart or simply love. derived from the heart made on windows computers by pressing and holding the alt key and the three key on the number pad.

you: here's my homework to copy.
me: thanks! i altthree you!

by RachelxCore January 11, 2009

altidore

Turkey fighting for money

Altidore is cewl

by cewldude420 January 17, 2016