1)...to describe how alpha someone is.. the scale in which we determine how alpha someone is.
2)...how we gauge someones dominant behavior..
2)...how we gauge someones dominant behavior..
1)...(dude 1) yo dude, check out all the alphamacy in the room. (dude 2) whatever my alphamacy (alpha-macy)dominates all.
2)...(girl 1) hey tanya, look at those geeks over there..
(girl 2) yeah, there total duesh bags, they lack alphamacy (alpha-macy)in all aspects.
2)...(girl 1) hey tanya, look at those geeks over there..
(girl 2) yeah, there total duesh bags, they lack alphamacy (alpha-macy)in all aspects.
by richie rich from martinez ca February 18, 2010
Get the alphamacy (alpha-macy) mug.Alphamaxing. It's when you jerk off to your nemesis' lowest point or death. Its rubbing one out at a funeral because the dude was a dick. It's masturbating knowing that his kids will have a fatherless future or when his wife serves him with divorce papers. Its jerking off with hate in your heart but also a sense of accomplishment and pride. It's the last laugh.
It's alphamaxing. More people will probably join the mile high club than actually alphamax. It takes a tremendous amount of hate and bravado to pull it off.
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Incurable condition where a person must recite the alphabet in order to move/write things in alphabetical order.
I realized I had alphabaniosis when I was singing the alphabet to find what letter was after T.
I was diagnosed with alphabaniosis when my peers realized I was singing the ABC's to myself during an alphabetical assignment where we must list objects in order depending on their first letter.
I was diagnosed with alphabaniosis when my peers realized I was singing the ABC's to myself during an alphabetical assignment where we must list objects in order depending on their first letter.
by RocketPropelledGrenade August 24, 2010
Get the Alphabaniosis mug.A term with a somewhat subjective meaning which refers to a man who's considered high in status or a paradigm of masculinity. Originated in 1989 by martial artist instructor Marc "Animal" McYoung.
How it's measured however varies a lot depending on who's using it.
Sometimes it refers to a stereotypical 'macho', gangsta, jock, or tough guy, other times it refers to a ladies man or playboy who has sex with lots of beautiful women, or other times a guy who's wealthy or socially powerful, such as a successful entrepreneur, CEO, etc.
As mentioned above often it's just used to refer to superficial and stereotypically "manly" qualities, other times however it refers to character traits independent from a man's material status, such as strength, courage, mastery, and honor.
A beta man is an average or below average man on the 'alpha' scale; either a guy who's not very socially respected or attractive to women, or one who demonstrates weak or spineless behavior in general, sometimes posers and fake 'alphas' get referred to as betas as well.
How it's measured however varies a lot depending on who's using it.
Sometimes it refers to a stereotypical 'macho', gangsta, jock, or tough guy, other times it refers to a ladies man or playboy who has sex with lots of beautiful women, or other times a guy who's wealthy or socially powerful, such as a successful entrepreneur, CEO, etc.
As mentioned above often it's just used to refer to superficial and stereotypically "manly" qualities, other times however it refers to character traits independent from a man's material status, such as strength, courage, mastery, and honor.
A beta man is an average or below average man on the 'alpha' scale; either a guy who's not very socially respected or attractive to women, or one who demonstrates weak or spineless behavior in general, sometimes posers and fake 'alphas' get referred to as betas as well.
Chuck Norris is such an alpha man that he can have sex with any woman OR man he wants... of any species.
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Get the alpha man mug.Big dickhead, they always seem to be the cockiest cunts on the planet and are absolutely a bunch of wankers that think they are top shit
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Get the Alphamale mug.Someone so 1337 that everyone bows down to his greatness. He is generally considered a genius and respected by all. Things he doesnt like are emos, mushrooms and toast.
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Man1: Wow...im feeling sad today
Man2: Why?
Man1: Cause i dont pwn like an alphamonkey
Alphamonkey: DO NOT SAY MY NAME WITHOUT PERMISSION!!! *stabs both men in the throat and breaks their necks*
Man2: Why?
Man1: Cause i dont pwn like an alphamonkey
Alphamonkey: DO NOT SAY MY NAME WITHOUT PERMISSION!!! *stabs both men in the throat and breaks their necks*
by Harry Mandog November 28, 2006
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