alphabetophilia

Sexual intercourse with letters/words/sentences.

Austen just committed alphabetophilia! What a sicko!

by Enurysm September 2, 2020

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Alphascrote

The person with the largest balls/ballsack in the room.

Person 1: Did you see that guy tell the principal to fuck off?
Person 2: He truly is an alphascrote

by Jukemasterbf June 1, 2021

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alphabetophilia

The act of having sexual intercourse with letters/words/sentences.

Austen commited alphabetophilia! What a sicko!

by Enurysm September 2, 2020

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To Alpharole is to basically show someone who's boss, but unlike the authority associated with an official job-title or rank, alpharole is the unofficial superiority witnessed more in places like prison or the military among inmates or grunts of seemingly the same rank. Whereas people might listen to a manager, guard or a lieutenant, they very well may make fun and mock them behind their back. An Alpharole is more of tribal type of assertion of power, when the authority is backed by fear or respect or both and not necessarily official.
The term may also apply to a lion and the tamer, or males of the same heard of animals.

You better start alpharolling your dog, lest he bites your ass one of those days.

I've spent two weeks in jail and the assholes there were constantly trying to alpharole me.

You see how Beth is always alpharolling her hubby. Kinda tells you who's got the balls in that marriage.

by CWO Tobie la Salle April 21, 2008

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alphajeromebettical order

Alphabetical order whilst recognizing NFL legend, Jerome Bettis - aka "The Bus."

Watching Sunday Night Football....

Hey Kenny, you get those cards sorted?
Hell yeah, boss.
How so?
Whatcha mean?
How'd you order them?
Alphajeromebettical order, your lordship.

by @Bugyack September 25, 2022

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