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Alpha Beta Ripple

Automotive bodywork/paintshop slang for minor dents, such as those caused by shopping carts in grocery store parking lots. Derived from the once ubiquitous Alpha Beta supermarket chain.
No huge dents in the door panel, just a little Alpha Beta Ripple.
by The Demon Prince October 16, 2006
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Alpha-Beta-Bitch-Dicks

A fraternity devoted to jerks and a-holes alike.
No you cant be in Alpha-Beta-Bitch-Dicks your too pussy!
by Nigel aka Vishnu April 9, 2003
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Alpha Beta Nignog

A prestigious fraternity. Chapters have been established at Holy Cross, UVA, Connecticut College, Boston University, the University of Colorodo, and Colgate.

The Devil made us do it.
alpha beta nignog what what- the devil made me do it
by president June 4, 2005
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Zaangar Alpha Beta .049.038.068 ©

1.) Many eons ago, an entity was sparced throughout the galaxy. This entity was created for the sole purpose of galactical enterprise. The constant endeavors of Strike Force 3 and their persistent longing for this entity has led them to find the Zaangar participles. Now they must travel through all of the Zaangar entities, to stop the onslaught of the Zaangars....TO BE CONTINUED

P.S. Heed and follow my teachings.
Universal Entity Harmony Project Beta .0.49.038.068
Zaangar Alpha Beta .049.038.068 ©
by Galacton March 6, 2009
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Alpha Fucks Beta Bucks

A phrase to describe a woman's mating behavior where she freely engages in sexual activities with the physically attractive, charismatic, charming, suave and confident males - in other words, the Alpha males - with no strings attached, shit-tests, favors, catches and any rules, hence Alpha Fucks.

At the same time the woman denies sex to the physically unattractive and undesirable men - in other words, the Beta males - instead giving ambiguous promises that sex will be offered in return if the males treat her well, take her out to dates, buy her dinner, bring her gifts, etc, hence Beta Bucks.

For the Betas, sex is held behind many barriers such as the "three dates" rule, all-expenses paid dinners, shopping trips, favors, funny jokes, rapport building, lengthy text convos, shit tests and more... all the while as the Alphas get to have sex right away without having to do all that in advance. Hence, the term Alpha Fucks Beta Bucks.

This phrase can also alternatively be used to describe how a woman spends her young and fertile years hooking up and getting knocked up by the Alphas with absolutely no strings attached, and later as she seeks to settle down, seeks out a Beta to provide for her and her Alpha spawn.

Synonyms for Alpha Fucks Beta Bucks include:

Alpha Fame Beta Shame
Alpha Boss Beta Loss
Alpha Lay Beta Pay
Alpha Sex Beta Checks
Alpha Seed Beta Need
Alpha Fornicate Beta Masturbate
Samantha wrote on her Tinder profile "I'm looking for a gentleman to treat me right, buy me gifts and take me to dinners. No hookups unless you look like Jason Statham!" She is in Alpha Fucks Beta Bucks mode.

Josie had a kid with Jamal the pro basketball player and then married Richard from retail five years later. Alpha Fucks Beta Bucks.
by alam101 March 17, 2019
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Sigma Alpha Mu (Beta Omega)

The most bad ass bunch of mother fuckers you will ever meet. The number one Greek organization on their campus and quite possibly the entire world. No one is even close to being Sigma Alpha Mu.
Man I wish I was cool enough to be Sigma Alpha Mu (Beta Omega)!
by NigNogNig March 1, 2010
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Beta Alpha Delta Fraternity

We are a new fraternity founded upon the principles of brotherhood, classiness, promotion of diversity, devastatingly good looks, the love for beautiful women and the willingness to do whatever it takes to have a good time.

Currently the only chapter of BAD is located at Baylor University and was founded by three young men that exemplify the core values of true brotherhood.
That Beta Alpha Delta Fraternity mixer last night was off da hook!
by fratdaddys March 1, 2011
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