Ayobaphobia

(Pronounced: Ayo-ba-fo-bia) : The term used for the fear,hatred and disdain of the phrase Ayoba incl. all/any of its dumbass variations:Ayobaness,Ayobuur,Ayobalicious. Known symptoms are :Puking,Pulling one's hair out and randomly smackin the shit out of anyone heard uttering the phrase within a 1km radius!

Ayobaphobia

Guy1: This song is sooo Ayoba
Guy2: pukes and pulls out his air and proceeds to b*tch slap Guy1

by Zole100 November 17, 2009

Algoraphobia

Irrational fear of climate change in a world that already has a constantly changing climate.

The doc told me I was just suffering from algoraphobia. It's treatable, and soon I can start driving my car again, turn on my furnace, and even light up my charcoal grill once in a while.

by Moondog77 January 10, 2017

alphophobia

fear of catching leprosy.

Alphophobia runs in the family.

by uttam maharjan August 28, 2010

Agoraphobia

Fear of embarrassment. Being too self-concious. This problem can be solved with ethanol (alcohol).

Person A:I can't be myself or do what I want because I don't want to be embarrassed. I have agoraphobia.
Person B:Just do these things in private.
Person A:I need ethanol!

by HawaiianPunch1 July 9, 2010

agoraphobia

The fear of open places! also it is the name of a song by incubus

im not going outside, i have agoraphobia, dumbie!

by lora! April 21, 2004

Agoraphobia

The fear of, LEAVING YOUR FUCKING HOUSE AND NOT BEING ABLE TO GO TO FUCKING DISNEYWORLD AND HUMPING MICKEY MOUSE!

Bobby: Hey bud wanna go to disneyworld?
Albert: NO I HAVE AGORAPHOBIA AND IM SCARED OF MICKEY MOUSEEEEEEEEEEE!
Bobby: Fuck you!

by ShuBaby October 15, 2017

Agoraphobia

An illness usually self-diagnosed by the unemployed as an excuse to stay home and masturbate or play Wii.

-David Thorne

-Can you buy me some Jergens on the way back? My agoraphobia -and my current financial stare- won't let me do the shopping.

by ElDavidNG September 8, 2010