aulophobia

A phobic condition involving flutes and other woodwind instruments suffered by gentlemen of Arabic descent who have older uncles. see adelphirexia

"Oh irrascable uncle Mohammed of the guild of donkey bottom wipers I cannot do that even though it is a tradition in our family due to my being aulophobic!"

Aulophobia is not thought to be contagious, except in Bedford.

by SaRiN STePPeNWoLFe September 2, 2006

alcophobia

N: A sickness describing someone who is irrationally afraid of drinking booze.

Jimmy doesn't party because he suffers from alcophobia.

by Bart Wolek August 25, 2007

altophobia

The fear of heights, or of falling.

One of the most common fears is altophobia.

by Magillan October 1, 2007

ammophobic

Fear of firearms, and/or an irrational obsession with excessive gun control laws.

Both ammophobic's and ammosexual's are ruining social media.

by felcus March 19, 2016

autophobic

A person who is scared to drive their car in any inclement weather conditions due to an accident they experienced in the past.

The autophobic person was affraid to drive their car in the rain due to having met with accident on the route 84 at some point in the past.

by Lion-Helmsley February 4, 2014

asliphobic

An asliphobic is a person who hates and bullies Asli.

We should protect her at all costs.

Why dou you hate on asli? Are you asliphobic?

by doremifasol8 June 18, 2020

assophobic

Assophobic meaning-being homophobic towards ass

Jenifer:"her ass is so flat"
Julien:"hey!thats assophobic!"

by Briannah👁 November 10, 2020