Allotment

Mostly made up of old people that smell like cabbage and think they are more important than politicians.

I'm just going down the Allotment so I can piss the locals off and moan about the younger generation.

by Monty 2 August 11, 2022

Spiritual Allotment

A prosaic name for the toilet.
Men who don't have access to a private outdoor space will often repair to the WC for a bit of peace and quiet.

Woman: You were in the toilet a long time. Are you constipated again?
Man: No I just needed to spend some time on my spiritual allotment.
Woman (mutters under breath): That's why it smells like manure in there then.

by Green Tito May 6, 2013

Allotentive

Allotentive is a word for people who do not have ADHD (Attention deficit hyperactivity disorder). Allotentive combines allos (meaning “other” in Latin) with attentio (Latin for attention). In a sense, it loosely translates to “other than attention.”

"Allotentive individuals often find it easier to maintain focus during long meetings or lectures."

by Allotentive January 17, 2025