Alley Oop

when a girl is giving you head, right before you nut you pull out, with your hand coming down to slap her, blow your load into your hand and give her a wet slap in the face.

"so i finally pulled off the alley oop"
"no shit?"
"yeah it was amazing but she was pissed"

by E Dogg Unit X December 3, 2009

Alley Oop

A song by the Hollywood Argyles about the character from the long-running comic strip. Happens to be the toughest man there is alive, also wears skins from a wildcat's hide.

That Alley Oop, he's the king of the Jungle Jive!

by Crappy Chris March 24, 2010

Alley Oop

An Alley Oop can happen when a person goes to wipe their ass after taking a shit. As a the hand brings the toilet paper up to the anus, an extra little turd falls out of the ass, sticks to the toilet paper, and gets slammed back into the rim... just like in basketball.

Unfortunately, an Alley Oop usually means that the turd will be smeard around on your ass and probably require a shower.

I went to wipe my ass and gave myself an Alley Oop. Gross.

by Wang_1814 June 8, 2009

alley oop

when you stretch your erection in a loop to your asshole. from there you can see how many twinkies you can shove through your alley oop

I had one of those "do it yourself" nights so instead of the average jerk off, i instead went kinky and gave myself an alley oop.

by tophieCC September 15, 2010

Alley Oop

A sex move in which one male slaps his scrotum against ones ass cheeks and another male enters the anus with the the finesse as if it were a slam dunk

Me and Roger alley ooped Stacy the other night

by TheBig Boolster June 17, 2019

Alley oop

An exceeding simple definition that occurs when one has a stupid friend named Maya who may also be ugly, but only in the ways that matter.

Eli: “ALLEY OOP!”
Jamey: “ YeAHhh alley oop”
Maya: “what an alley oop”
Jamey: “it means Maya’s ugly LOL”

by Megachulo brosefski December 18, 2021

Alley oop

A simple explanation is required. Assume you have an exceedingly unintelligent friend named Maya who is also ugly, but only in the ways that matter. Hypothetically, she would be with two fellows called Jamey and Eli.

Eli: “ALLEY OOP”
Jamey: “yeAHHh alley oop!”
Maya: “what does alley oop mean?”
Jamey: “Maya’s ugly LOL”

by Megachulo brosefski December 18, 2021