big boy allergies

When a teenage boy starts jacking off more, he uses more tissues. When his parent sees his trash can, she questions him. In a panic, he blames it on his allergies.

"My mom was asking me why my trash can was so full of tissues."
"What did you say?"
"I just blamed it on my big boy allergies."

by big boy 442 November 14, 2016

Allerious Shades

Person that played Asheron's Call in the servers Thistledown and Darktide. Hated and Feared by all. Usually the victim of idiotic board polls and flamers on the VN boards.

Allerious Shades is a great PK, lets go to him and call him a bunch of names then run away or attack if I have 20 friends around me!

by Shadowalk September 25, 2004

Allergious

Having an allergic reaction to something that is contagious.

I am allergious to that contaminated Peanut Butter!

by Sugar Chef Baker September 25, 2013

Allergies

I’m allergic to the sun

I have allergies

by dumb waves May 22, 2019

Clown Allergies

1. Sneezing that is blamed on your co-workers.
2. Feeling ill dealing with incompetent co-workers.

That clown sitting in the cube next to me is giving me clown allergies.

by Dust373 August 17, 2012

It's allergies

A phrase people dealing with infections such as conjunctivitis or influenza say to others when they don't want to scare anyone because they are contagious. They usually say the allergies are environmental, such as from dust or pollen, since these sorts of allergies often produce similar symptoms.

Dimitri: Why are your eyes red? Do you have pink-eye?
Ivan: It's allergies, I think it's from dust.

by nickcityplanner January 10, 2023

pants allergies

A preference for jeans, even in the work place and "grown up" world; an aversion to slacks.

I can't go to that client meeting! I have serious pants allergies!

by SkippyD1 January 21, 2006