Lowest quality weed you will ever purchase in the Lehigh Valley area, or anywhere else for that matter. Dealers have trouble giving this shit away. As for color, it contains nearly no green, mostly brown, and gives a mild high that is almost always accompanied with a headache. It is rife with seeds and stems, and its consistency is so hard you damn near need to chisel it to break it up.
fool 1: "My man, you bout to blow some dro?"
fool 2: "All I got is Allentown brown."
fool 1: "Shit, I'd rather down a bottle of Robitussin to get twisted."
fool 2: "All I got is Allentown brown."
fool 1: "Shit, I'd rather down a bottle of Robitussin to get twisted."
by Bill Cosby III August 7, 2009
A small town in Monmouth County, NJ. Its an amazing town where everyone knows everyone. Better then pennsyvainia's allentown.
"dude i was in allentown, nj and ate at la piazza." said jon.
"Sick. i was at the candyshop a week ago. to bad they shut down." said fred.
"Sick. i was at the candyshop a week ago. to bad they shut down." said fred.
by a guy in atown January 10, 2011
(Noun) While between the temperatures of 80 degrees fahrenheit and 91 degrees, one man defecates on a rusty spatula and gently lowers it into a wok for stir frying (counter clockwise) while the wok is set on high. The man then waits for the feces to set ablaze and reloads it onto the sullied spatula. Finally, the man hurls the still molten fecal matter off of the highest level of the PPL building onto passing pedestrians between the hours of five o'clock PM and seven thirty PM on every second Thursday and fourth Monday of the month. Repeat five times .
by MCedeno October 28, 2010
The other, and better, Allentown. If you live in central Jersey, you probably drive through Allentown to get to the shore and don't even realize it. Known for the quaint shops on Main Street and annoying wandering packs full of teenagers that think they're badass. Also, the majority of the people in town are more intelligent than the jackass that wrote the other post.
I'm From Allentown-
Oh, so you're from Pennsylvania?
...Nope, the other Allentown. Allentown, NJ. Fuck yea, Jersey!
Oh, so you're from Pennsylvania?
...Nope, the other Allentown. Allentown, NJ. Fuck yea, Jersey!
by imatownie December 11, 2011
Crime statistics Allentown, PA
In 2006, the known criminal offenses in Allentown, as reported to the United States Federal Bureau of Investigation, included around 800 violent crimes and over 7,000 property crimes. With the exception of aggravated assault, Allentown exceeded national averages in all criminal categories. Cases of arson in Allentown were nearly double the national average1. Other crimes in Allentown that substantially exceeded national averages were robbery, murder and forcible rape.
The total reported violent crimes in Allentown was comparable to the 2003 national average (1.01 times the average). Individual violent crime rates per capita compared to U.S. national averages were: robbery (1.54 times avg.), murder (1.47 times avg.), forcible rape (1.32 times avg.), and aggravated assault (0.57 times avg.).
The total reported property crimes in Allentown exceeded the 2003 national average by 1.21 times. Individual property crime rates per capita compared to the U.S. national average were: arson (1.71 times avg.), burglary (1.23 times avg.), larceny/theft (1.22 times avg.), and automobile theft (1.08 times avg.).
The city's crime statistics have been heightened over the past decade by growing gang-related crime and gang rival violence. The city also has seen a growth in drug trafficking and prostitution.
*From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
In 2006, the known criminal offenses in Allentown, as reported to the United States Federal Bureau of Investigation, included around 800 violent crimes and over 7,000 property crimes. With the exception of aggravated assault, Allentown exceeded national averages in all criminal categories. Cases of arson in Allentown were nearly double the national average1. Other crimes in Allentown that substantially exceeded national averages were robbery, murder and forcible rape.
The total reported violent crimes in Allentown was comparable to the 2003 national average (1.01 times the average). Individual violent crime rates per capita compared to U.S. national averages were: robbery (1.54 times avg.), murder (1.47 times avg.), forcible rape (1.32 times avg.), and aggravated assault (0.57 times avg.).
The total reported property crimes in Allentown exceeded the 2003 national average by 1.21 times. Individual property crime rates per capita compared to the U.S. national average were: arson (1.71 times avg.), burglary (1.23 times avg.), larceny/theft (1.22 times avg.), and automobile theft (1.08 times avg.).
The city's crime statistics have been heightened over the past decade by growing gang-related crime and gang rival violence. The city also has seen a growth in drug trafficking and prostitution.
*From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
by Crystalynn S. January 13, 2007
A place I live very, very close to. A place I have had to go to take piss tests. A place I have had to work shit, low wage jobs in. I am very, very white and I have nothing against hispanics or blacks. They are fine. What people don't like about Allentown is that it is filled to the brim with drugs and assholes.
Billy Joel wrote a song about it too. But he has much better songs (none of which are on any of his 'greatest hits')...
Billy Joel wrote a song about it too. But he has much better songs (none of which are on any of his 'greatest hits')...
White guy: Allentown PA is disgusting. Needles in the street, people getting shot, etc... And there's only 150,000 people in the fucking city!!! What a waste.
White guy #2: Well yeah, it's obvious why. A crack rock in New York that sells for $5 can sell for up to $25 here so why the fuck would those dickheads NOT flood the streets with it?
Wigger from Northampton, Nazareth, etc....: Say word son!?! I'm-a hop in da whip and head down to A-town to score some dope so I can be cool like all the scum sucking assholes who live off youse guyses taxes.
Intellegent Black guy (to wigger): Lousey Ignorant Fuck!!!
White guy #2: Well yeah, it's obvious why. A crack rock in New York that sells for $5 can sell for up to $25 here so why the fuck would those dickheads NOT flood the streets with it?
Wigger from Northampton, Nazareth, etc....: Say word son!?! I'm-a hop in da whip and head down to A-town to score some dope so I can be cool like all the scum sucking assholes who live off youse guyses taxes.
Intellegent Black guy (to wigger): Lousey Ignorant Fuck!!!
by E-krills August 31, 2006
Average dialog of someone living in Allentown, PA: 1m4 b0ut t0 fl1p sh1t, th1s n1gg4 r1ght h3r3 b3 g1v3n m3 l00ks. 1m b0ut t0 p0k3 th1s n1gg4 uhp.
by allentownresident February 27, 2009