Alienosexual

When you endure immense disappointment after your failed romantic experiences, so you end up losing interest in humans altogether and, consequently, resort to aliens.

“I can’t believe he did that to you!” Said Meryl to her sobbing friend.
“That’s it. Humans fucking suck. I’m alienosexual now.”

by Ría April 15, 2020

Altersexual

Denoting altersex.

Angenital and salmacian are both altersexual identities

by kalanimisme November 5, 2018

Allosexual

Sexual attraction to an Allosaurus

“My favorite dinosaur is the Allosaurus!”
“Wow, that must mean you’re an Allosexual.”

by Spinoraptor159 February 15, 2018

Alexsexual

Bust NFL quarterback Alex Smith's nuthuggers that come up with countless Alexcuses to "prove" that its everyone else's fault but his for being an utter failure.

There are a ton of Alexsexuals making Alexcuses on the 49ers.com message board.

by NinerCapHell March 11, 2009

Allosexual

To be sexually attracted to people; The opposite of asexual

I'm allosexual.

by XwXwX February 20, 2021

Allosexual

1 (joking) Someone who is sexually attracted to the fearsome dinosaur Allosaurus.
2 Someone whose favorite dinosaur is Allosaurus. They are such a huge stan for Allosaurus that they refer to themselves as Allosexuals. See also: Tyrannosexual.

Leslie: Yo check out the Allosaurus exhibit on your right.
Jenn: Omg what the heck that's the sexiest dinosaur I've ever seen, I'm officially an Allosexual now.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 5, 2021

Alcosexual

A person who can only be sexually aroused when intoxicated.

Jim: So why didn't you hook up with Jenny?
Craig: I couldn't find a liquor store, and since I'm alcosexual I just couldn't get it up.

by Chrono_Shindou March 27, 2015