Algebra

The devil took the alphabet and turned it into hell.
Guy 1: We’re doing algebra today!

Guy 2: Ugh, I fricking hate algebra.

Guy1: Maybe if you still had your “X” girlfriend, she could help you!

Guy 2: ...

Guy 2: GO TO HELL JIMMY!
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Algebra

The most annoying, boring, useless, yet highly regarded subject in all levels of school.
Why am I taking math if I want to be a writer?
by French mickey Mouse January 12, 2005
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Algebra

A relatively boring subject mostly taken in high school that has limited usefullness for students that dont plan on going into the Engineering or Scientific fields. Yet the state of Texas requires 2 credits of this to graduate. I plan on going into programming so yes its useful for me, but i know many people who are going into work fields that have little to no need for the subject.
Algebra is boring as hell
by OverNineThousandths June 26, 2011
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Algebra

Pointless waste of everyones time
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Algebra

The worst and most stupid subject ever made.
My dumbass Algebra 2 teacher is assigning this brainless material.
by AdomC March 15, 2015
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Algebra

1.Created by the Math Commitee of America to have something to teach to minors that will take 6 years to learn so that they stay in school and confuse the hell out of them.
2. Substitute tourture if waterboarding is not availiable.

3.Might have been suggested by Satan to fry the minds of tennagers and make High School math teachers feel good about themselves.
1.Teacher: Solve x +operf+4343+ ertsdf

Student: But thats impossible and unreasonable.

Teacher: DO NOT QUESTION THE MATH COMMITEE OF AMERICA!!!!!!!!

2.Solider: We have ways of making you talk!

Suspect: Ha, I will not succumb to water.

Solider: Alright then, bring in the Algebra textbook.

3.Commitee Leader: Alright fellow members, we need something that is completely useless and impossible to learn that will confuse people and take six years to teach.

Satan: I've got a plan.
by A$$ofPeru January 21, 2011
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Buddy-"How was algebra".

You-"I need to go beat up a homeless farret for an hour".
by BankingDJ March 29, 2010
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