Aleks

Someone who WILL suck your toes if he is nearby, his toes are known to carry every disease and fungi known to mankind.

Aleks gave Small Body Tony the T.
Orange watched Lefty take Aleks's T.
T, is toe.

by Some Orange April 9, 2019

Aleks

A very hot guy with great experience in sports and a very awesome person.
All the girls will want you if your an Aleks.

I went to Aleks' house and He poured money on me.

by junkyfunkyman November 12, 2018

Aleks

a ding dong head

Man he's such an Aleks

by Skela142003 April 8, 2019

aleks

the stupidest math program ever. i hate it, and so do you. it is used in some places to help kids with math, but it just makes them want to commit suicide. it is very dumb because it makes parents think that their kids want to do math, which, duh, they don't. so next time, before you go onto aleks, be sure to stop, look, and throw your computer out the window. no one likes it.

did you do all your aleks minutes?

no.

good for you.

by silentfridge December 11, 2007

alek

a term used to describe a man with a big penis

Person 1: "Did you see his penis? It's huge!"

Person 2: "Ya, he's pretty alek."

by wetwillie73 February 5, 2009

Alek

Alek Is The Heterosexual Way Of Spelling Alec.

Person One: "Sooo...How do you spell your name?"
"With A 'C' right?"

Person Two: "Fuck No, Im Not Gay"

Person One: "Ohhhh...Ok, So 'Alek'"

by Cheese From Space September 13, 2007

Aleks

A boy who breaks his hand in school

Aleks broke his hand

by redlit November 8, 2020