General Alden

The name of a general that President Biden should have listened to

James: Regarding the withdrawal from Afghanistan, do you believe that General Alden's plan could have saved lives?

Rob:

by Broseph Coney Island October 5, 2021

Alden's Number

This number is the result of an equation done by scientist Voash N. Alden to find the estimated number of pedophiles in a 1.5 kilometer radius.

Using Alden's Equation, I found that Alden's Number is roughly 6.90.

by Senboy123 June 23, 2022

Alienor

A French name given to someone of pure awesomeness. Intelligent, kind, and funny are all characteristics of one who is blessed with the name Alienor.

Do you see that person over there? She's beautiful!

Yeah, she must be Alienor.

by 179637 February 19, 2008

Alderon

Princess Leia of the Star Wars series home planet. Referenced in pop culture such as tv shows and music.

"And Alderon's not far away/It's Californication..."

Red Hot Chili Peppers

by theosgood May 10, 2010

Alden

Alden is a boy that is really dirty minded. He’s amazing, amazing, and amazing. He’s really funny to talk to. Alden is also adorable and fucking sweet.

Look it’s Alden (::::

by Pipininiy June 9, 2019

Alden

A relatively rare English surname, that is sometimes used as a given name. The given name means "old friend" while the surname means "old-town" or "old-hill." It is of Saxon locality. A well known person who had this surname is John Alden, a pilgrim on the Mayflower. A good surname because it's not too long, isn't ethnic, and isn't too plain/common.

Random person: What's your last name?
Me: Alden.
Random person: Nice surname. Is it pronounced AL-den or ALL-den?
Me: ALL-den.

by Someone with surname Alden March 2, 2009

Alden's Climate Theory

A theory that is the consensus among all of the truly BASED and EPIC climate scientist that jewish nazi Greta Thunberg is planning to do the Pearl Harbor of climate change.

Vaush: You do understand that 97% of scientists agree with me that there is a correlation between CO2 emissions and temperature rise, right?

Dumbass Climate Denialist: Well actually that is a cringe and unepic alternative fact that someone who isn't well versed in the eternal science of Alden's Climate Theory would say

by Maldin' Alden October 12, 2020