alcohol

The cause of, and solution to all life's problems.

To ALCOHOL: The cause of, and solution to all life's problems.

by Matt J September 22, 2005

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alcohol farts

After a solid day or evening of drinking, the human body expels the no longer effective ingredients in alcoholic drinks in the form of horrorendous fecal air gas which in return is the most effective weapon for Dutch ovens or underblanket farts.

Protein farts are the result of supplements for the body, alcohol farts are the result of the body rejecting toxins after serving their purpose of good buzzes and drunk stooperness.

Damn, I got my drink on last night, now I have the nasty alcohol farts. Can’t wait to burn Betty’s nose hairs with the next one!

by Charles Blue-it August 6, 2018

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alcohol to sound ratio

The ratio that dictates that the more you drink, the louder you talk.

The later in the evening we go to that fine restaurant, the more likely we are to be sitting next to a large and obnoxious group of folks who will personally demonstrate the alcohol to sound ratio for us.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 30, 2020

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Alcohole

A person who becomes an asshole upon drinking any alcoholic substance.

Pronounced Ahl cuh hole

Jenny: I'm going to a party with John
Susan: Sounds fun! Will there be beer?
Jenny: Duh!
Susan: Well don't let John have any, he's a real alcohole.

by Lionchick January 17, 2009

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Alcoshit

The first shit you do after a night out of heavy drinking. It's one killer shit.

*Stomach Growls*

Ben: AMY NEEDS AN ALCOSHIT

by CallieIsAVictim September 28, 2008

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alcoHo

1) Someone who will do anything for some booze...
2) Someone who, intoxicated, will do anything, anyway!
3) A bit of both!!!

Jen: Hey! Did you see Stef last night?
Juan Miguel: Yeah... the more she was drinking, the crazier she became!
Jen: I know!!! She is such an alcoHo!!!
*** smile and cheers ***

by JenanStef November 15, 2007

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