Alcolol

A rare enzyme that is converted from alcohol in certain people.

My body converts alcohol into alcolol. I'm a funny drunk.

by sethkc December 28, 2009

Alcologic

The type of reasoning used while consuming alcohol.

Alcologically speaking, I think it would be a good idea to dance on the picnic table in my underwear.

by RanchCamper September 7, 2013

aLOLogize

–verb (used without object), -gized, -giz·ing.
1.
to offer a compassionate laugh, as for suffering or trouble

2.
to express sympathy or console by use of humor.

Gary aLOLogized with Denise after the death of her favorite stuffed dog.

by Nivush November 3, 2010

AlcoLOLism

A joke or situation that is only found to be funny when under the influence of alcohol.

I'm sorry I laughed, but Jimmy breaking his leg was a pure AlcoLOLism.

by Pablo Awesomosity January 17, 2011

alcohog

The greedy asshole who hides his or her booze and never shares becuase they "might not have enough".

You did you see Eva(random name) last night? She was a total Alcohog. Yeah, what a bitch.

by jstore41 January 18, 2008

Alcololing

When one ends up laughing manically after drinking too much. Usually observed in the red neck population.

Jim: Dude I was at my Uncle Billy Jim Bob's place last week, we went hunting with his shot gun then we helped beat his wife/sister.

Ched: Doesn't he believe the Confederates are still fighting?

Jim: Yeah, but most of the time he was alcololing.

by Billy Jim doodly dim dum Bob June 9, 2011

Alcalogic

The logic used by an alcoholic

Alcalogic: taking a taxi home to avoid a DUI ....... and getting charged with grand theft auto!

by Water Dawg February 7, 2018