alcahol

A liquid good for preserving almost anything except secrets.

Girl- I cant beleive you cheated on me
Guy- But i diddnt!!
Girl- You told me you did last night!
Guy- That was the alcahol talking...

by tennyz December 28, 2005

alcohal

A large room designed to consume alcoholic beverages in.

We spent some time in the alcohal, and came out staggering.

by Bosji February 14, 2012

alcaholic

Josh Booth is a drinking machine. he wakes up drinks all day and night then goes to sleep, and dreams of drinking. he is like a robot from that show futurama.

it's like my liver is banging a puddle of vodka - Josh booth

by cool guys April 9, 2005

Alcaholic

A guy named Jordan

1. Keep drinking like that and you'll become a Jordan

by Jordan January 11, 2004

Alchaletic

Superb athletic ability due to massive consumption of alcohol

Jay is so alchaletic. The man bowls 100's when hes sober but 190's when hes hammered!

by Sweet Nicolas February 7, 2008

alcohali

breath that absolutely wreaks of alcohol that morning after you wake up from a party.

Mom: I just got a whiff of your alcohali, and i nearly passed out.

by zneebs June 2, 2018

Alcohalzheimers

Once an individual has achieved the level of inebriation required to repeat the same sentence as if they had never said it three times that night.

Alcohalzheimers has no example, if you know, you know this friend.

by Digital Appleseed February 17, 2023